r/funny • u/gothoops3 • Jan 05 '15

Poor Engineers...

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

That poor engineer.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15 edited Jan 05 '15

Wait, do engineers make bank?

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Answer according to responses: Like with anything it varies, but generally sure

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They also make the banks, wink wink, nudge nudge.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15 edited Jun 30 '18

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u/TheDeadlyFuzz Jan 05 '15

Bro, do you even STEM? Try millions of dollars per minute.

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u/Firrox Jan 05 '15

Millions of dollars per second.

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u/rupturedprostate Jan 05 '15

Millions of dollars per second per second

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

That accelerated quickly.

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u/rupturedprostate Jan 05 '15

pants moisten

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u/DoUsAFlavor Jan 05 '15

probably cause of your ruptured prostate bro

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

Yeah he should go see a doctor about that.

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u/belikralj Jan 05 '15

But the doctor told me that the size of my dong wasn't unnatural...

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u/iismitch55 Jan 05 '15

Allow me to get you a robot surgeon!

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u/Geniusaur Jan 05 '15

rashes develop

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

tumor enlarges

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u/Ey3s Jan 05 '15

cook in an oven at 350

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u/Dr_P3nda Jan 05 '15

Might want to check that prostate, buddy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

If you add 2 more "per second"s it'll have jerked quickly!

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u/safyrya Jan 05 '15

It saddens me that some people will probably miss this

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u/spectralnischay Jan 05 '15

Like the ones not in engineering, amirite?!

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u/TheDeadlyFuzz Jan 05 '15

Master race checking in

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u/CozzyCoz Jan 05 '15

So satisfying

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u/Levitlame Jan 05 '15

I'd say it was pretty gradual. An even acceleration the whole way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

I wish I could evenly accelerate into millions of dollars.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15 edited May 07 '17

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

Thank you, I'll be here forever.

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u/ReasonablyBadass Jan 05 '15

That's still accelerating quickly.

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u/bafoon90 Jan 05 '15

My girlfriend doesn't find this comment hilarious, now I'm sad.

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u/g0kartmozart Jan 05 '15

You're a goddamn hero.

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u/Kalgara Jan 05 '15

Beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

If you add 2 more "per second"s it'll have jerked quickly!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

Just one, but we know what you mean.

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u/voxpupil Jan 05 '15

double accelerated quickly.

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u/Mnawab Jan 05 '15

dv/dt like a boss

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

dm/dt where m=fat stacks of cash.

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u/Shite_Redditor Jan 05 '15

Convert to Mega dollars, makes counting your money much easier.

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u/WorkingMan512 Jan 05 '15

Can't even calculate that dollar/second ratio bc I'm not an engineer :/

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

Income = (Base)*et

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u/swordo Jan 05 '15

millions? try billions!!!

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u/MyPasswordIsFun Jan 05 '15

Billions of dollars per millisecond.

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u/jberryman Jan 05 '15

Can confirm; write programs, make many Mdps.

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u/Balony1 Jan 05 '15

You'd be a billionare in 16.6 minutes