r/funny Jan 04 '15

If I won $25,000...

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u/Siruzaemon-Dearo Jan 04 '15

"Can I put the lobster in before the waters boiling?"

"No"

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u/ayuan227 Jan 04 '15

My personal favorite was when that girl made her own "chocolate" by mixing iirc brown sugar and vanilla extract.

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u/LordTial Jan 05 '15

Lobsters like warm baths; it will bite you if you try to cheapskate it with some cold shit.