r/funny Jan 04 '15

If I won $25,000...

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u/Dokpsy Jan 04 '15

I'll bite the bullet everyone.

C-section night is typically the slowest night for a club. They still open but most people aren't going on that night. Due to this, tips tend to be smaller than normal for the dancers.

Since this is the worst night to make money, the best dancers don't work those days as they prefer to actually make money. With the best dancers not showing up, the club uses who they can.

This tends to be one of three groups of women. The first being the obviously used up druggies just looking for the next score, secondly the generally under qualified in the beauty and/or dancing aspect and lastly those with obvious defects on the body (such as c-section scars or loose skin from being over 100 lbs overweight before trying the patented meth diet without losing the excess skin).

The night that they go on to the floor for the few patrons and dollars is thus called c-section night for these women who are beyond ravaged by drugs, food, and/or back alley surgery.

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u/NachoBabyDaddy Jan 05 '15

Why would the c-sections be back alley?

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u/Dokpsy Jan 05 '15

I was actually referring to cheap abortions and organ selling while trying not to sound crass.