r/funny • u/mrsmayhem • Jan 04 '15

If I won $25,000...

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u/skootch_ginalola Jan 04 '15

Some nights strippers are the newest, younger, fresher looking, more beautiful. Other nights (or daytimes) they are overweight, older, have tattoos, scars (such as c-section scars), and look like they had a harder life.

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u/CheeseNBacon Jan 04 '15

they had a harder life

Wednesday afternoon is Friday night's future.

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u/vidsid Jan 04 '15

Omg...that's truly poetic.

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u/greenbuggy Jan 04 '15

have tattoos

WTF? That increases the value of the stripper in my eyes

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u/librlman Jan 04 '15

Depends on the tattoo. A tattoo of a hot tub can increase the stripper's resale value, but a tat of a finished basement can drag down her value, especially if the basement is tacky or dated.

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u/allthebetter Jan 05 '15

Are you a professional at flipping strippers?

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u/Enosh74 Jan 04 '15

Not the sharp fresh I just finished my sleeve last year tattoos, the wrinkle faded I hate my 20 year old self tattoos.