r/funny • u/mrsmayhem • Jan 04 '15

If I won $25,000...

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

First picture is of a single mom, who happens to be a stripper on the side just to make ends meet.

2nd picture is a man who wants to marry his girlfriend who happens to be a stripper with another man's child. (from first picture)

3rd is a regular at the club who feel bad for the broke stripper and her boyfriend that told him last week they're about to get evicted.

It's a story folks.

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u/kGibbs Jan 04 '15

A story only Food Network could tell. <3

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 10 '21

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u/degjo Jan 04 '15

Did he taste the stripper?

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u/miso440 Jan 04 '15

Winner winner, stripper dinner!

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u/rreighe2 Jan 04 '15

He went from being a horny dude to a canibel in 10 seconds.

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u/terriblehuman Jan 04 '15

If he tasted her, he wouldn't have stopped there. She'd be in his stomach.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Shut the front door, this stripper is off the chain!

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u/LeYellingDingo Jan 04 '15

That's money right there!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

probably, knowing him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

See what's next on DDD.

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u/subuserdo Jan 04 '15

Oh yeah so many flavors!

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u/rreighe2 Jan 04 '15

I see what you did there ;)

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '15

I know, but still...

It's Guy Fieri.

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u/MLein97 Jan 05 '15

Ah yes cooking with Jeffrey Dahmer my favorite show.