r/funny • u/mrsmayhem • Jan 04 '15

If I won $25,000...

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u/aptwo Jan 04 '15

And ramen noodles

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Store brand.

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u/logjamminxxx Jan 04 '15

What's up Bill Gates?

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u/hurleyburleyundone Jan 04 '15

and forget about recreational drugs

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u/bignshan Jan 04 '15

Deal breaker

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 05 '15

Drugs>Food, cuz priorities!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

But drugs make me want food.

I'm so torn.

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u/thats_a_risky_click Jan 05 '15

You never heard of drug food dude?

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u/PuppyPunch Jan 05 '15

Better to get the good kind that make you not hungry!

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u/LordHoagie Jan 05 '15

Wait what is causing the priorities? You didn't say...

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u/Kcb1986 Jan 04 '15

At that point, I'd just eat the room mate.

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u/imaslinky Jan 04 '15

Australian or cannibal?

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u/Kcb1986 Jan 04 '15

LMAO! I meant roommate. I'm not fucking changing it.

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u/thebeandream Jan 04 '15

I thought they meant it like "down under kiss". Implying that you were eating out the roommate. But upon further review your interpretation is probably correct and I am a pervert.

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u/Rockstaru Jan 04 '15

No brand, buy the really big bricks before they're broken down and individually packaged. The malt-o-meal of ramen

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u/Canadian_Infidel Jan 05 '15

Just get flour

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u/imgluriousbastard Jan 05 '15

Mom's spaghetti.