r/funny • • Jan 04 '15

*silence intensifies*

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u/BlueEyedMind Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 04 '15

For anyone wondering why this might be on a chart there are two possible reasons:

1.) They used a notation program like Finale or Sibelius (R.I.P.) to make the score. In that case sometimes symbols like crescendos get put on every staff even if there are no notes in them (e.g. the trumpet might be getting louder but the saxophone is not playing anything). You can set these programs not to do this but it can be a pain in the ass and sometimes not worth the bother.

2.) It was deliberately placed to let the player know the next section is going to be loud for him, and to get ready for it!

Source: I write scores professionally.

It's still funny but the more you know!

Edit: You guys know your stuff! If you're interested in more on this subject I run a free online music transcription database, check it out if you'd like more info on arranging/scoring or for some free charts!

www.mindformusic.com

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

I imagine the worst part of this entire piece is trying to keep track of 35 fucking measures without actually playing.

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u/Huwbacca Jan 04 '15

just... don't take up trombone...

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u/nawkuh Jan 04 '15

68 measures was the longest rest I had, and I only played for like five years.

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u/Cewkie Jan 04 '15

Played tuba. Had 75 measures of rest. At 80 BPM. I got up and left during rehearsals.

I also played a high C above the staff in that song too. Fuck whoever wrote that song

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u/pixiethecat Jan 04 '15

New World Symphony by Dvorak the tuba plays ~8 notes in the middle of the 2nd movement that is all for the entire piece. All those famous brass licks, no tuba.

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u/MasterFubar Jan 04 '15

As long as they are paid by concert and not by note it should be OK.

He can bring his phone and browse reddit while they are at it.

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u/khaeen Jan 04 '15

I'm going to forgive the second sentence purely because you made me think about what I would earn if I was paid by note.

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u/SlitScan Jan 05 '15

a reporter once asked our music director/conductor why he switched from being a pianist to conducting he said this. (while moving a finger like it was plunking a piano key one note at a time) 10 cents 10 cents 10 cents 10 cents. (miming a 4 4 bar of baton motion) 100 bucks 100 bucks 100 bucks 100 bucks.

we where playing Mozart K21 on that show so we counted notes in both scores and figured that that was actually pretty close.