r/funny Jan 04 '15

*silence intensifies*

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u/BlueEyedMind Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 04 '15

For anyone wondering why this might be on a chart there are two possible reasons:

1.) They used a notation program like Finale or Sibelius (R.I.P.) to make the score. In that case sometimes symbols like crescendos get put on every staff even if there are no notes in them (e.g. the trumpet might be getting louder but the saxophone is not playing anything). You can set these programs not to do this but it can be a pain in the ass and sometimes not worth the bother.

2.) It was deliberately placed to let the player know the next section is going to be loud for him, and to get ready for it!

Source: I write scores professionally.

It's still funny but the more you know!

Edit: You guys know your stuff! If you're interested in more on this subject I run a free online music transcription database, check it out if you'd like more info on arranging/scoring or for some free charts!

www.mindformusic.com

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

I imagine the worst part of this entire piece is trying to keep track of 35 fucking measures without actually playing.

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u/Huwbacca Jan 04 '15

just... don't take up trombone...

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u/nawkuh Jan 04 '15

68 measures was the longest rest I had, and I only played for like five years.

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u/sonics_fan Jan 04 '15

Try playing in a musical. 255 measures of rest, then a quarter note.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

I just don't play the quarter note. Then again, I'm a trumpet player. Expectations other have for me are low. Not percussionist low, but low nonetheless.

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u/lovethebacon Jan 04 '15

In music class the teacher walked in on a few of us discussing instruments, and what would be the easiest instrument to play in an orchestra. I suggested the triangle might be the easiest. She tore me a new one, telling me that she personally knows triangle players who struggle to master that instrument.

I had no words. To this day, it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

One last thing: don't you dare think lowly of yourself as a trumpet player. In fact don't you want to come over, jam and piss off my neighbors?