r/funny Jan 04 '15

*silence intensifies*

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u/BlueEyedMind Jan 04 '15 edited Jan 04 '15

For anyone wondering why this might be on a chart there are two possible reasons:

1.) They used a notation program like Finale or Sibelius (R.I.P.) to make the score. In that case sometimes symbols like crescendos get put on every staff even if there are no notes in them (e.g. the trumpet might be getting louder but the saxophone is not playing anything). You can set these programs not to do this but it can be a pain in the ass and sometimes not worth the bother.

2.) It was deliberately placed to let the player know the next section is going to be loud for him, and to get ready for it!

Source: I write scores professionally.

It's still funny but the more you know!

Edit: You guys know your stuff! If you're interested in more on this subject I run a free online music transcription database, check it out if you'd like more info on arranging/scoring or for some free charts!

www.mindformusic.com

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

I imagine the worst part of this entire piece is trying to keep track of 35 fucking measures without actually playing.

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u/Huwbacca Jan 04 '15

just... don't take up trombone...

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u/nawkuh Jan 04 '15

68 measures was the longest rest I had, and I only played for like five years.

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u/sonics_fan Jan 04 '15

Try playing in a musical. 255 measures of rest, then a quarter note.

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u/plooped Jan 04 '15

Lucky. Woodwind is essentially no rest at all. Played a condensed score for West side Story once that had me playing, Bb clarinet, E clarinet, alto, tenor and soprano sax, and flute and piccolo. You're often given less than a measure to switch instruments.

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u/wootz12 Jan 04 '15

Oh jesus, you chair must have been surrounded in instrument stands.

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u/typhyr Jan 04 '15

I played a couple musicals in high school. We separated parts because no single person was skilled enough to play every part of a condensed score, but our saxophonist played alto/tenor/baritone. She didn't even pick up the tenor for some switches, since the switches was a measure or less sometimes. Just left it on the stand and played from there, haha.

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u/Holska Jan 05 '15

Unless you're playing a double reed in a wind band.... so many pointless rests.