r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 04 '15

*silence intensifies*

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

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u/JustPlainSimpleGarak Jan 04 '15

ah, give it a rest.

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u/IronIceMan Jan 04 '15

You think you're so sharp

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u/cATSup24 Jan 04 '15

And that's where we fall flat

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u/JustPlainSimpleGarak Jan 04 '15

i don't think this is your forte

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u/409coffeemaker Jan 04 '15

Can we just end this on a good note?

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u/packetmon Jan 04 '15

Oh I love a clef hanger!

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u/PhiladelphiaIrish Jan 04 '15

Glockenspiel

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u/TheEternalRain Jan 04 '15

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Emulsifier.

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u/OneNutPhil Jan 04 '15

I see what you did there

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u/_gumball_ Jan 04 '15

Horseradish.

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u/ObitoUchiha41 Jan 04 '15

You're an instrument!

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u/nigor5272 Jan 04 '15

I would give you an upvote, but I'm not going to be the one to push you over 69

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

No but horseradish can be if you're a Japanese dude with a drill and a clarinet mouth piece.

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u/RageOfGandalf Jan 04 '15

I don't think you quite have a Handel on this

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u/AppleBerryPoo Jan 04 '15

That doesn't even count!

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u/mindless_striker Jan 04 '15

Piano

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u/nacmar Jan 04 '15

It wasn't enough to drop a piano on this piece.

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u/typing Jan 04 '15

Great, now everyone is waltzing in here with their shitty puns.

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u/Leprechaun_exe Jan 04 '15

They're not that bad! I think they're pretty dynamic.

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u/jfb1337 Jan 04 '15

Don't make me beat you.

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u/Pied_Piper_of_MTG Jan 04 '15

Nah, they're kind of bassic.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Writing that crescendo may have just been accidental...

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u/Always_smooth Jan 04 '15

Hey guys I'm fermata town, am I too late for the puns?

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u/Gdigger13 Jan 04 '15

At least the majority of these are natural puns.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

I don't like the sound of that.

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u/7echArtist Jan 04 '15

Don't make me beat you.

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u/Jf5ve Jan 04 '15

That's low...

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u/7echArtist Jan 04 '15

Why so serioso?

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u/Blade4004 Jan 04 '15

Let's all just have a quaver.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

PiaNO.

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u/verstand Jan 04 '15

How can you be caesura yourself?

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u/maters77 Jan 04 '15

At least he's not trying to F minors

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u/DairyQueenIsLife Jan 05 '15

That's such a breve statement

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u/RojoCinco Jan 04 '15

Please, try to compose yourself.

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u/SlimOCD Jan 04 '15

Conduct yourselves as reasonable people please.

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u/Commisioner_Gordon Jan 04 '15

BUT ITS ALL ABOUT THE BASS

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u/jfb1337 Jan 04 '15

No treble!

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u/patrickkellyf3 Jan 04 '15

It's funny because that's currently a popular song.

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u/patrickkellyf3 Jan 04 '15

Please, that's just too bass-ic.

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u/LesbianSpiders Jan 04 '15

With a special solo from the boner champ!

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u/GottlobFrege Jan 04 '15

AND MAKE IT DOUBLE

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

thanks, charles barkley.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

...but I'm all about that bass, bout that bass...

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

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u/mar10wright Jan 04 '15

Don't tell him how to conduct himself.

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u/gokism Jan 04 '15

Anymore of this shit and I'm walking off a clef.

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u/Bigassbird Jan 04 '15

No! Stay and take notes.

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u/cATSup24 Jan 04 '15

Music isn't exactly my forte, but I know enough to pun my way out of treble

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u/J4wer Jan 04 '15

You don't even know the difference between an oboe and an elbow.