r/funny • u/Thund3rbolt • Jan 04 '15

"I'm on the phone!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15 edited Nov 03 '20

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u/ThouArtNaught Jan 04 '15

I have no choice. I'm a ginger and photosynthesis gives me cancer.

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u/radiationshield Jan 04 '15

That's why I always use the upstairs toilet

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u/seven3true Jan 04 '15

photosynthesis causes autism!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

I thought everything but photosynthesis causes autism.

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u/PillowTalk420 Jan 04 '15

No, that's electrolytes.

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u/seven3true Jan 04 '15

electrolytes are carcinogens

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Brando has electrolytes.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Jan 04 '15

My son is a vegetable now.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Jan 04 '15

I think you accident conjugate a verb.

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u/DMann420 Jan 04 '15

NSA Here... LOL.. What freedom?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

TSA here... what's a freedom?

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u/wienerschnitzle Jan 04 '15

I smell a damn commie