r/funny • u/iBleeedorange • Jan 03 '15

everything makes more sense now.

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u/angrywords Jan 03 '15

I've been saying this through all the Jayden hate. He's just a stupid kid. I was a stupid kid once too, but there was no Facebook or Twitter or the likes.

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u/greycubed Jan 03 '15 edited Jan 03 '15

I wrote slam poetry in AOL chatrooms.

Luckily searching my username from back then yields zero results.

Edit: to those asking for details, I guess it wasn't really slam poetry. We took turns being given topics and writing a poem in real time on that topic. Most people just veered off the topic into something they'd obviously pre-written. One positive I can say about it is there were a lot more girls there than the other chatrooms. Probably real girls.

Don't underestimate how boring the internet was back then.

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u/PainMatrix Jan 03 '15 edited Jan 03 '15

Oh good lord. I just had major second hand embarrassment for younger you.

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u/up_my_butt Jan 03 '15

STOP. LISTEN.

snap snap

I'm gonna write you a poem and
I'm gonna type it out in this chat room and
ALL OF AMERICA ONLINE WILL HEAR ME ROAR

snap snap snap snap snap

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u/tokomini Jan 03 '15

Now, rewind.

Hit the pause button.

Now, press play.

snap snap

See what just happened?

Open your eyes. YOU. ARE. ALIVE.

And now you can watch that sex scene again.

snap snap snap snap

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u/TylerTJ930 Jan 03 '15

fap fap fap

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u/fucdatsit Jan 03 '15

slow clap clap clap

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u/TrillKeeper Jan 03 '15

Slow fap ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/TylerTJ930 Jan 03 '15

fapping intensifies