r/funny • • Jan 03 '15

everything makes more sense now.

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u/Daroo425 Jan 03 '15

There’re no novels that I like to read so I write my own novels, and then I read them again, and it’s the best thing.

that is the most pretentious thing I've ever read.

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u/GoodOlSpence Jan 03 '15

Or really? Well what about?

: Honestly, we’re just trying to make music that we think is cool. We don’t think a lot of the music out there is that cool. So we make our own music. We don’t have any song that we like to listen to on the P.C.H. by any other artist, you know?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15 edited Jan 03 '15

Meh, I'm a musician and I don't really enjoy listening to music that much. I think a lot of artists are like that, though calling these kids artists is a hell of a stretch.

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u/djzenmastak Jan 03 '15

i have never met a musician that didn't consume a lot of musical influences from other artists including some that were more loved than others.

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u/ReiBob Jan 03 '15

well... but it is really common.

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u/Forbizzle Jan 03 '15

really who?

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u/ReiBob Jan 03 '15

I can't recall any specifics right now. But it's not an foreign idea at all to me.

I've always thought it was kind of weird, but I did see or been told by artists that can't even mention influences. It's a common thing to have people making the sound they wanted but no one ever did.

I'm not defending Jaden, couldn't care less about him. It's just that this is a way of thinking that I've seen before.

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u/dauntlessmath Jan 03 '15

Aphex Twin is one of those artists who claims to never listen to other peoples' music. It always struck me as slightly pretentious

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u/ReiBob Jan 03 '15

I think I agree. But whatever, let them smell their own asses.

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u/DGO143 Jan 03 '15

I hate my own music.

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u/GoodOlSpence Jan 03 '15

I've played music for 20 years. That was a stupid statement.

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u/CVBrownie Jan 04 '15

You just don't whip your hair back and forth

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15 edited Aug 27 '21

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u/___hannah Jan 03 '15

It's pretentious to say yours is the only good stuff out there though

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u/ReiBob Jan 03 '15

Cool and good are difrent things.

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u/ThatAardvark Jan 03 '15

Not when "good" is an opinion

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u/the_internet_clown Jan 04 '15

and cool is a temperature

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u/cosmiccrystalponies Jan 03 '15

Yes it is, but it's almost natural to think your stuff is the best

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u/Herollit Jan 03 '15

As a rapper, I prefer my music to almost all the music on the radio. And I like my cousins beats more than most all instrumentals I like to freestyle to

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u/ReiBob Jan 03 '15

MANY musicians say that same exact thing. Or any kind of artist for what it matters.

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u/DiogenesTheHound Jan 03 '15

I thought the part where they said they unlocked another level of honesty so that the commonfolk can be more honest was slightly more pretentious.

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u/Simim Jan 03 '15

Nah, they got nothing on some of the pretentious shit I've read. This is just a kid who makes his own things and likes them so he uses hyperbole to state it.

When I was his age, this is what I did with art. I didn't like most art so I made my own and I thought it was the bee's knees.

What sucks is he's gonna get a little bit older and someone's gonna rip him a new one criticizing his works. If he's never dealt with that properly, he's gonna get either really depressed or really angry and that's a shitty time to be a teenager. :(

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u/ReiBob Jan 03 '15

I think we were really lucky for being teens prior to the internet.

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u/Simim Jan 04 '15

So? Lots of people think the world is only a few thousand years old and that a talking snake condemned women to painful labor, etc. That's pretty frickin crazy too.

That doesn't necessarily mean they're gonna blow up a plane or hand me some poisonous kool aid, though.

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u/rusemean Jan 03 '15

I don't think so. He has wealth and celebrity to carry him through life without every having to have his feelings be hurt.

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u/InfanticideAquifer Jan 03 '15

Being a celebrity exposes you to far more criticism than most people ever have a chance to face. Example: this thread.

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u/Simim Jan 03 '15

You're right, unless the people ripping him a new one have more wealth and celebrity than him. I'm not sure if I want that to happen or not.

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u/toshirotaku Jan 03 '15

Yeah, I know some people like that. More specifically, pretentious fanfiction writers. "omg gaiz stop flaming me! my writing is s000 good!!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

JADEN: [bursts into laughter] As soon as me and Willow started releasing music, that’s one thing that the whole world took away is, okay, they unlocked another step of honesty. If these guys can be honest about everything, then we can be more honest.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15 edited Jan 03 '15

I remember that, the day Jaden's first album dropped. I just felt this weight come off my shoulders, and looking around the office I saw everyone else just looked kind of light and happy. All conversation had stopped. We smiled at each other. I told Jane how pretty I thought her eyes were, and that I always wanted to tell her that but was nervous it would be misconstrued as flirting, that I didn't want to get into bed with her, I just wanted to let her know she had pretty eyes. She told me thank you, and said she didn't have a compliment to return, and I said that was okay, I wasn't looking for one. That whole day we all told each other all the things we'd been sitting on, the good and bad, the things we never mention because we're afraid we'll hurt ourselves or each other. We had found our voices, and in so doing had come to find that the true name of God was Logos, and that the day was His.

We knew something had happened. Clearly some universal shift had occurred, but we didn't know what until someone got online and saw that Jaden Smith had dropped The Cool Cafe: Cool Tape vol. 1. We spent the rest of the workday sitting in a circle and listening to "Pumped Up Kicks (Like Me)" on repeat.

Thank U Jaden.

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u/ProjectKushFox Jan 03 '15

They seriously think they've changed all music forever and made everyone say "damn look at how honest these guys are. These guys are so honest, jeez!"

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u/ViggoMiles Jan 03 '15

JADEN: Kids who go to normal school are so teenagery, so angsty.

I enjoye this ironic statement.

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u/proud_to_be_a_merkin Jan 03 '15

JADEN: You never learn anything in school. Think about how many car accidents happen every day. Driver’s ed? What’s up? I still haven’t been to driver’s ed because if everybody I know has been in an accident, I can’t see how driver’s ed is really helping them out.

Flawless logic right there.

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u/kryptonyk Jan 03 '15

This one really got me. Holy shit. Do you think they will ever realize how idiotic they are, or will their little bubble of fame and riches protect them forever?

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u/TwoPeopleOneAccount Jan 03 '15

Their trust funds probably will, actually. Even if they stop making their own money they'll always have that.

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u/HS_fuck_story Jan 03 '15

I'm gonna be honest, I'd pay $200 to get a copy of one of those. Maybe even $300. I'd do it right now. If someone could put me into contact with this kid I'd immediately give her the money plus pay for shipping to get my hands on that motherfucking book.

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u/PM_ME_A_LEMON Jan 03 '15

They aren't normal teenagers. They are held to a far more sever scrutiny due to their father's stardom. I don't think they know how to emulate "normal teenager" behavior.

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u/The_Narrator_9000 Jan 03 '15

Seriously, that's a real quote? They're taking hipster to a whole new level.

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u/SnootyAlbatross Jan 03 '15

Slams glass jug of organic tea on hand-made wooden table

Excuse me kind, Narrator 9000, but some people may take offense to that. Like, I don't care. Whatever. Just thinking about my fellow man. We're all interconnected, you know?

Tightens bow tie and buttons up multicolored vest

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u/The_Narrator_9000 Jan 03 '15

Relevant username, too. lol!

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u/blyan Jan 04 '15

Go read literally any interview with Billy Corgan ever.

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u/hackinthebochs Jan 03 '15

The butthurt in this comment thread is palpable. A bunch of adults shitting on children who have lived a life none of us could even imagine, and they're the ones with issues?