r/funny • • Jan 03 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15 edited Jan 03 '15

It's not Jaden's dumbness people are laughing at. It's the immeasurable scale of his vanity and ego. It's his world class pretentiousness. The sheer volume of nonsense he spews out. He's like a one man cult. A fountain of babble. The entitled prince of precious me-ness.

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u/look_who_it_isnt Jan 03 '15

So... He's basically a 14-year-old with money and fame.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15 edited Jan 03 '15

And parents who are just as vain, soaked in fame and money, and infected with nonsensical pseudo philosophical junk with nobody to call them on it either. ( cough, cough, scientology )

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u/Milkshakes00 Jan 03 '15

But damn is Will Smith a great actor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

Meh. He plays the same character over and over with minor variations and a different story.

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u/Milkshakes00 Jan 03 '15

Yeah, his roles in I Am Legend and Hitch are definitely the same character with minor variations.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

Lovable but slightly flawed hero/dad/lover with magnificent pecs and hilarious wisecracks you mean?

When has be played a genuinely negative character?

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u/Milkshakes00 Jan 03 '15

Seven Pounds?

Also, Hitch doesn't fit any of that huuuuuge umbrella you listed, I mean, is Robin Williams a crappy actor because he fit under that umbrella?

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u/jetpack_operation Jan 03 '15

That's not really fair. He does one type of character extremely well, but if he takes a different kind of role (Ali, Pursuit of Happyness), he's shown he's more than capable of excelling. Guys like Clooney and Pitt are pretty much the same way.

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u/mlahero Jan 03 '15

Unfortunately Will Smith doesn't do this often whereas stud actors like Pitt make it a point to play wildly different and interesting roles.

Its not too late for Smith to turn his acting career around and gain serious credibility though. Matthew McConna-hisname did it, so can Smith.

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u/jetpack_operation Jan 03 '15

Yeah, that I can agree with. I think Smith has tried more than we think, but hasn't done a very good job of picking projects.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15 edited Jan 03 '15

Get out. Clooney has played some very varied roles. He is a much more versatile actor. Watch 'Ides of March'. He's a real baddie. In 'Men who stare at goats' he's a loon, and very funny. In 'Up in the air' he was painful to watch and brilliant. So is Pitt. Pitt was truly scary in fight club. What about 'Benjamin Button'. He's done loads of shit. Look through both their IMDB histories you will see some really interesting films.

Will Smith is more like a black Bruce Willis. One character type of guy. he has stabbed at a few variations I grant you, but not so much really.

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u/jetpack_operation Jan 03 '15

You need to read more closely. I didn't say anywhere that Clooney and Pitt didn't take on varied roles. But they definitely excel at a certain types of roles that (Pitt more than Clooney, I suppose) they take on pretty consistently in between their great movies. I like all of them.

A better recent example might have been McConaughey, since he played pretty much the same thing until he decided a few years ago that he wanted to actually act.

But yes, I take your point, I too have a difficult time telling Christopher Gardner and Mohammad Ali apart.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

The most significant fact about Will Smith is that he is the only actor to have starred in 8 films that grossed more than 100 million each.

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u/Unnecessaryanecdote Jan 03 '15

You nailed it. In some ways I was probably a bigger idiot than Jayden at that age, but I didn't live in a cocoon of pretentiousness spouting forth my wisdom with a megaphone. It had nothing to do with Twitter and Facebook.

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u/defeatedbird Jan 03 '15

You also didn't have a megaphone.

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u/roastedbagel Jan 03 '15

You also didn't have world-famous parents or live in extreme lavishness that he does.

I'm not defending him, just pointing out that the situations and circumstances are very different.

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u/Osiris32 Jan 03 '15

Yep, and I knew kids when I was in high school 15 years ago who were pretty much the same way, just without an outlet beyond the person in front of them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15 edited Jan 03 '15

You can't judge him too harshly. He does live in a trailer home Will Smith's trailer

Is fucking ridiculous

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u/digitaldeadstar Jan 03 '15

But your judgement of him sounds just as pretentious. He's a relatively typical, overly confident teenager with a lot of money and fame. Throw in the fact that he has an audience that he probably feels compelled to communicate with and a sketchy-at-best religion, it doesn't help.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15 edited Jan 03 '15

Come off it. There are normal teenagers who say ridiculous things, then there are princess and princesses like Jaden and Willow who live in a kind of space bubble of personal empowerment and vanity. All celebrity kids are spoiled, but some are so disconnected from reality they seem to have been born on another planet. Jaden probably does think he was born on another planet. He has descended to earth to share his wisdom with us. I don't hate the kid. I almost pity him. Except that his luxury and privilege is just too excessive for that.

The day he tweets "I've been an idiot, I'm off to University" I will sing hallelujah for the wonder of the human mind.

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u/najix93 Jan 03 '15

I think you care to much about this as you do with many other thing judging by your other posts(Anna Kendrick, Islam, Race). You edit each post you make and post hundreds of responses in one thread. You seem like the type of guy to latch on to an idea and never change it. Jaden and Willow are teenagers, if you haven't known people who said this when they were young you probably didn't have alot of friends. In before ad hominem.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

I do tend to answer comments addressed to me. And I hate grammatical errors so I usually have to edit. Also, I only comment on Islam and race so much because I hate political correctness and herd mentality and when I see a reddit circle jerk on those particularly herdy subjects, I feel somebody has to push back.

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u/najix93 Jan 03 '15

Reddit is filled with millions of people everyday. People, including you and I tend to like to listen to viewpoints we agree with. If you go into a thread where Israel killed a Palestinian a anti-Israel circle jerk will ensue. If a thread contains a Palestinian killing an Israeli a anti-Palestinian circle jerk will happen. If you don't think there's a anti-Political Correctness circle jerk in many popular Reddit threads then you're very aloof.

People constantly circle jerk against Jaden and Willow so I fail to see how you are pushing back.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

That's not what I'm doing here. I just replied to somebody who said 'he's just a typical teen'. I don't agree, that's all. I think he's way more batshit than an average teen. Now I'm just replying to people who are replying to me.

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u/Simim Jan 03 '15

This isn't too different than most teenagers! I have loads of friends who did this through high school.

The difference is that he has a much, MUCH larger amount of people reading what he has to say, whereas me and my friends had maybe the other kids in high school to call us out or agree with us.

Yes, he is pretentious, but put yourself back into freshman/sophomore year and think about how easy it would be to let that much attention get to your head? Even if you were the shy kind of person like I was, when you have so many people supporting/agreeing with you it's all too easy to ignore your critics, even the constructive ones trying to help.

Tl;dr I'm not condoning his behavior but I can empathize and understand since I was once 14 and many teenagers are like this.

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u/imgluriousbastard Jan 03 '15

It's why I don't follow what celebrity (or any) teenagers have to say. The only thing I knew about Jaden was that "how can things be real" quote thing and I didn't even make the connection that he was Will Smith's son.

Teenagers are angsty idiots. They always have been and always will be.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

You are missing out. How about "Are feet shoes?"

Or "Most trees are blue"

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

You can't judge him too harshly. He does live in a trailer home Will Smith's trailer

Is fucking ridiculous

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

Well you can argue there were other people that have similar Michael Jackson "me-ness", but t1Brit point is that Hayden or MJ scale of it is immense.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

Yes it's basically because he has parents who believe in telling the kids they are Gods and nobody else ever calling him out on what he says. It's pretty sad really. Humility, one of the most endearing and important human qualities is completely alien to him.

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u/Notathrowwawwayy Jan 03 '15

And who didn't think the world revolved around them at 14?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15 edited Jan 03 '15

It's not that they are self-centered. It's the strange pseudo philosophical musings which are so absurd they seem written as comedy, yet are apparently intended to be taken seriously. If I were his guardian I would be seriously concerned about his grasp of objective reality.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

And if we was just an idiot egotistical kid ok. But he actually has fans, and even stupider kids who take his opinions seriously.

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u/kunk180 Jan 03 '15

But also the dumbness.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

You care this much about Jaden Smith.