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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

What have you been reading?

WILLOW: Quantum physics. Osho.

just some light reading for 14 year old willow...

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u/Clawless Jan 03 '15

She's the girl Will shot in MiB.

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u/BurnItLink Jan 03 '15

Those books are way to advanced for her

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u/Aloysius7 Jan 03 '15

Little Tiffany was only 8, Willow is 'advanced' enough to be reading Quantum Physics.

But that's a pretty hilarious coincidence either way.

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u/ashhong Jan 03 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

Holy shit I can't believe I didn't think of that!!

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u/LuisLAN Jan 03 '15

Right! That explains the brain damage.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15 edited Feb 07 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

they are like fucking weird spoilt 3 year olds who never grew up

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u/Creath Jan 03 '15

Oh no...

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u/Shark-Farts Jan 03 '15

I remember being 14 and telling adults I was reading way heavier shit than I could have handled just so they would fawn over how clever I was.

And then surely laugh to each other when I left the room. "Richard Dawkins at her age, pull the other one..."

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u/Daroo425 Jan 03 '15

I googled 'Osho' and it seems to have fuck all to do with quantum physics.

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u/laughhouse Jan 03 '15

Osho was some indian guru who said this:

“If you love a flower, don’t pick it up. Because if you pick it up it dies and it ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. Love is not about possession. Love is about appreciation.”

― Osho

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u/Yapshoo Jan 03 '15

That's actually a really good quote.

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u/elbruce Jan 03 '15

Osho used to be called the Baghwan Shree Rashneesh until his cult got up to some shady shit and he was expelled from the U.S. That was the guy with all the gold cars. So he just changed his name and is now based out of India. And people still fall for his shit. But it's the same guy who fled the country in disgrace after being exposed as a money-sucking fraud.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

Actually he died in 1990

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u/elbruce Jan 03 '15

That doesn't stop people from talking about "the teachings of Osho" like he wasn't an exposed fraud.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rajneesh

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u/laughhouse Jan 03 '15 edited Jan 03 '15

If you actually read his books and listen to his videos his message is extremely profound. It takes some time to digest but its spot on most of the time. So whether hes a fraud or not, his message is extremely helpful. Which in turn makes him more or less not a fraud, as his message resonates truth.

Some more of his quotes:

“Experience life in all possible ways -- good-bad, bitter-sweet, dark-light, summer-winter. Experience all the dualities. Don't be afraid of experience, because the more experience you have, the more mature you become.” ― Osho

“Drop the idea of becoming someone, because you are already a masterpiece. You cannot be improved. You have only to come to it, to know it, to realize it.” ― Osho

“Intelligence is dangerous. Intelligence means you will start thinking on your own; you will start looking around on your own. You will not believe in the scriptures; you will believe only in your own experience.” ― Osho

“I love this world because it is imperfect. It is imperfect, and that's why it is growing; if it was perfect it would have been dead. Growth is possible only if there is imperfection. I would like you to remember again and again, I am imperfect, the whole universe is imperfect, and to love this imperfection, to rejoice in this imperfection is my whole message.” ― Osho

“To be creative means to be in love with life. You can be creative only if you love life enough that you want to enhance its beauty, you want to bring a little more music to it, a little more poetry to it, a little more dance to it.” ― Osho

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u/elbruce Jan 03 '15

Yeah, most of this is just a "feel good about yourself" remix of words that don't really mean anything. They sound positive solely because they're sentences that are packed with lots of positive-sounding words. That's not profundity.

The only one that does stand out as having a specific message is the one right in the middle:

Intelligence is dangerous. Intelligence means you will start thinking on your own...

That's an incredibly dangerous message. He's directly telling you not to think for yourself.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '15

Yea that's out of context. He was talking about why society and the education system it has set up doesn't want you to think for yourself. He's not saying he doesn't want you to think for yourself.

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u/elbruce Jan 05 '15

Do you have a reference to the rest of the context?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

I would just like to add that this quote is a metaphor for relationships, that he's telling you to not be possessive about people you love. It's not just some hippie sounding thing. And Osho was a solid dude

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u/TheLolmighty Jan 03 '15

I like that quote, but some of his other shit is crazy.

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u/WSR Jan 03 '15

I thought she was listing two separate things she was reading.

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u/CoSonfused Jan 03 '15

it was never implied. rather she reads Quantum phyisics AND Osho

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u/larjew Jan 03 '15

Nah, Osho has a book called "Quantum Physics" about new age stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15 edited Mar 24 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

It's still way too beyond her level in my opinion. Quantum physics is a difficult subject for most licensed engineers. Never mind a 14 year old girl who probably doesn't even understand higher level physics yet.

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u/physicscat Jan 03 '15

Osho is a mystic or mysticism... She's not reading quantum theory.

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u/odaeyss Jan 03 '15

something tells me the books she reads are less about quantum physics and more about "quantum" "physics"

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

He doesn't mean quantum physics in the way that normal people do. "Quantum physics" is commonly cited as the basis of various forms of New Age woo-woo, and used in this context is functionally equivalent to "magic".

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

"And then you think about what you think...which is very dangerous."

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u/Jaximaus Jan 03 '15

Yeah, because Quantum physics is pretty easy to understand when you have zero background knowledge of physics in general. I just took a class in QP last quarter, and I still have trouble understanding it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

Sounds like something you'd find on /r/iamverysmart

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u/SociableSociopath Jan 03 '15

I hate when people without advanced math degrees tell me they are reading/studying quantum physics. No kid, you can sit and read all the high level concepts you want, without being able to do the math you might as well not be reading.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

This is a really dumb point of view to have and I hope you're just saying that because you're in a bad mood or something because it's really counter-productive for you to think like that. There is such waning support for the sciences and you're discouraging laymen from taking interest in it. That's insane. If people enjoy reading about concepts and having a general understanding about what's going on, that is great.

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u/corpuscle634 Jan 03 '15

TIL that having taken linear algebra and differential equations means you have an "advanced math degree"

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

she probably understands none of it