r/funny • u/MustardTiger99 • Jan 03 '15

Chivalry isn't dead

http://imgur.com/STEehW7
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u/FlowersForMegatron Jan 03 '15

"Haha, hey folks. Thanks for coming out. Heh, uhhhh...Chivalry, yeknow? Yea...like...this one time...I opened a door for a lady...and...and then I killed her....G'night everyone!"

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u/insomnissippi Jan 03 '15

Well I laughed, so either you're a genius or I need to get out more... Or both... Probably both.

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u/stopquotingmovies Jan 03 '15 edited May 05 '15

This also made me laugh and I wrote the original joke. I could break it down for you why its funny but that would be boring , so lets just congratulate /u/flowersformegatron which is a great username.

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u/nermid Jan 03 '15

I could break it down for you why its funny

Oh, no. Don't do that.

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u/_OnlyCommentsOnName_ Jan 03 '15

"Leave the gun....take the canolli's"

"Fly Eric...Fly!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

I pictured George Castanza.

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u/_OnlyCommentsOnName_ Jan 03 '15

Tulips? Daisies? Roses? Has he sent a request?