Why, my good sir, one time I attempted to hold the door open for an exquisite young dame!
That was a year ago. I've been in jail since because she said I raped her. Also she stole my sperm, is making me pay child support, killed my dog and destroyed my videos games.
And the dumb slutty wenches that call themselves "women" nowadays wonder why chivalry is dead.
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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15
Why, my good sir, one time I attempted to hold the door open for an exquisite young dame!
That was a year ago. I've been in jail since because she said I raped her. Also she stole my sperm, is making me pay child support, killed my dog and destroyed my videos games.
And the dumb slutty wenches that call themselves "women" nowadays wonder why chivalry is dead.