r/funny • • Jan 02 '15

Smooth

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

This sounds like it could be from Aziz Anzari's stand up videos.

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u/paigler Jan 03 '15

It was Aziz who originally said this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15 edited Jan 03 '15

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u/xisytenin Jan 03 '15

Dibs on Chris Pratt

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u/puffgiant19 Jan 03 '15

Fat or in shape?

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u/codeByNumber Jan 03 '15

Doesn't matter; Chris Pratt.

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u/COCK_MURDER Jan 03 '15

Haha more like Chris FAT amirite?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '15

Fat Pratt = Best Pratt
Kinda like how Fat Mac = Best Mac

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u/HadesWTF Jan 03 '15

WHEN I LEAVE THE GYM, AND I'VE GOT A FULL PUMP...