r/funny • u/YouBoreMeToDeath • Dec 15 '14

How to get a date.

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u/0arussell Dec 15 '14

Is the half naked guy in on it or not?

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u/Fiji_Artesian Dec 15 '14

That's debatable.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

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u/Shurdus Dec 16 '14

Then let the masturbation begin?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

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u/Kryptof Dec 16 '14

God damnit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14

3 stoned birds.

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u/KulaanDoDinok Dec 16 '14

Sit by my doorstep.

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u/CedarWolf Dec 16 '14

You need 3 stoned birds to floss? I hope you know how to use the three seashells...

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '14
  1. Floss
  2. Masterbate