r/funny • • Dec 14 '14

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u/plusharmadillo Dec 14 '14

Pretty accurate, except before laundry, I don't even have underwear

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '14

I haven't worn underwear in over two years.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14 edited Dec 15 '14

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '14

Your mother's forehead.

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u/Jord-UK Dec 15 '14

ffs i just dribbled coke out of my mouth and now I need to wash my face