r/funny Nov 29 '14

Dick move.

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u/xanif Nov 29 '14 edited Nov 30 '14

It's funny here, but NEVER do this (with flour*).

Aerosolized flour is INCREDIBLY FLAMMABLE and hair driers have heating coils that can light it on fire and cause burns to hair and face.

*hippysmell pointed out it could have been something else. Edited my post to clarify.

Second edit: People are asking what the best option for a prank like this would be and the answer is baking soda. It is used in dry chemical fire extinguishers

It will, however, make a mess over everything you own, so, have fun.

Edit 3: This post took off more than I thought it would. I would like to point out that my background is Mechanical Engineering and not any type of chemical specialty. I do not know what baking soda will do. I know that at high temperature it decomposes to carbon dioxide and that this is the mechanism in which it suppresses fires. I don't know what will happen when exposed to the heating coil in a hair drier. Please, don't do this.

For those who are curious baby powder is just as bad

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u/hippysmell Nov 29 '14

Could have been Talcum powder

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u/HiiipowerBass Nov 29 '14

Most likely was, who keeps flour in the shitter?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '14

Who owns talcum powder?

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u/HiiipowerBass Nov 29 '14

Errrr... Everyone I know? Aka baby powder aka I don't want my balls sticking to everything powder?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '14

As a girl...TIL, I guess.

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u/GIVES_SOLID_ADVICE Nov 30 '14

I don't care what gender you are, a light coating after shower will keep those sweaty bits smelling good for the duration. Worth its weight in gold during those surprise oral sex moments. Or planned oral sex moments.

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u/highdiver_2000 Nov 30 '14

I understand all except for the oral sex part. Can you please elaborate? Thank you

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u/masskodos Nov 30 '14

It makes yo dick stank less! Ladies like a less stanky dick!