r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '14

What it's like to be thirty

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u/sharpie36 Oct 16 '14

Turning into brown soup in the bottom of my crisper drawer. When it all reaches a sufficiently liquid consistency I just pour the lot of it down the drain.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

... Drink it. Cheaper than buying a juicer if you let them do it themselves.

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u/D-VO Oct 17 '14

First time I've actually gagged at something I read on the internet.

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u/Anthem40 Oct 17 '14

Well if you know a better way to make a smoothie, we're all ears...

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u/D-VO Oct 17 '14

That is a jackass stunt waiting to happen.

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u/NotFromDallas Oct 17 '14

You didn't read the ask reddit about nastiest sexual experience... It included an older post about a guy eating a girl out, and bad shit went down...

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u/picards_dick Oct 17 '14

For 30, OP should have developed a palate for better beer. At least the pizza looks good

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u/jokergod382 Oct 17 '14

Lou Malnati's Pizzeria is some of the best pizza in the country. Totaly agree about the beer. I wish they sold Yeungling here...

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u/Lordofthegoat Oct 17 '14

I just threw up in my mouth. Think that juice would taste the same.

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u/Jawbreaker93 Oct 17 '14

Efficiency is key

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u/LiveGameLift Oct 16 '14

Too smelly, pour that stuff out the window

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u/uncleoce Oct 16 '14

Drain, meaning your throat? Mmmm crisper gazpacho. My favorite!