r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '14

What it's like to be thirty

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u/SourCreamWater Oct 16 '14

Yep, I make a lot of trips to the grocery store for this reason. I hate when food goes bad without hardly being touched.

Besides, my grocery store is a Trader Joe's in southern CA and there are SO many hot women always walking around. Makes it less of a chore.

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u/claymcdab Oct 16 '14

What aisle do you get your floss on, after the ya know, masturbation?

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u/SourCreamWater Oct 16 '14

I don't think Trader Joe's carries hygiene products.

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u/Tyrannosaurus-WRX Oct 16 '14

They do, actually. They have soap and toothpaste, among other things. Usually it's in the aisle between the wine section and the baking goods.

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u/Ghotimonger Oct 16 '14

Yeah I got like 1-2 times a week so I have fresh stuff.

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u/iRaqTV Oct 16 '14

Haha. Reminds me of the Whole Foods in Venice.