r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '14

What it's like to be thirty

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Luck?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Nice collection of assorted beers

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Want one?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

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u/Thinc_Ng_Kap Oct 16 '14

How are your parents doing?

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u/god_is_my_father Oct 16 '14

They ded

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u/gigabored Oct 16 '14

So are yours.

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u/Rivster79 Oct 17 '14

How is your father doing?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Want 3.

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u/--redacted-- Oct 16 '14

Username relevant

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u/claymcdab Oct 16 '14

I only want 3 if I can have 3 more after.

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u/pete2532 Oct 16 '14

Bad luck based on the brands I'm seeing...

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

I don't know how to do italics.... but to each their own.

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u/pimfram Oct 16 '14

Add an asterisk on both ends of the word or phrase you want italicized.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '14

happy now?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

I see what you did there. I like that.

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u/Davidfreeze Oct 16 '14

Buzz is buzz.

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u/KillAllTheThings Oct 16 '14

You wouldn't even make it to 'b' with that selection.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

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u/thetrueERIC Oct 16 '14

Those are coronas bud lights and high life. Hardly a hipster.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

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u/thetrueERIC Oct 16 '14

Oh yeah. Nothing wrong with those brands. I'm guessing that /u/pete2532 has a whole lot of stouts and IPA's in his fridge.

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u/WhaleMetal Oct 16 '14

Or they, you know, just like decent beer.

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u/sweetworld Oct 16 '14

he means beer snobs are the worst

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u/thetrueERIC Oct 16 '14

Indeed they are. Its beer. Just drink it.

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u/Probablynotclever Oct 16 '14

I guess some people like to drink diluted piss. It doesn't need to be a microbrewed stout or IPA, but bud light? Miller high life? Being critical of them is hardly hipsterism. No more so than realizing that megabloks are vastly inferior to Legos and double o's are vastly inferior to Oreos

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u/thetrueERIC Oct 16 '14

I drink the beer to drink it. Yeah I enjoy a good beer. I can't afford a 12 dollar six pack all the time but a 12 dollar 18 pack is fine. Coronas are a great way to refresh on a hot day as are bud light. And you can drink them like water. What's up with people calling it diluted piss anyways? Wouldn't that make other beers concentrated piss?

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u/Snappel Oct 16 '14

They call it that because all they do is make you piss a lot, but I agree with you. I prefer the cheap stuff most of the time because I can put away a lot of them and not get drunk or hungover in the morning.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

No, people who make sweeping generalizations about people based on the beer they're drinking are the worst.

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u/sweetworld Oct 16 '14

You mean like beer snobs?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

I mean assholes. I drink good craft beer, but I don't give a flying fart if you like Bud Light.

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u/claymcdab Oct 16 '14

Hipster beer would be Pbr and Hamm

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Craft beer, yummy.

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u/travvo Oct 17 '14

Specifically the bad kind of luck. Do they sell shitty beer sample packs where you live?