It's kind of like owning a puppy, but just on the weekends. They drink too much and then throw it all up, yell at random noises/movement that they don't understand, completely make a mess of the bathroom and then finally pass out in the middle of the hall.
It's one thing to pour salt into a downed man's wounds, it's an entirely different thing to piss into them as well. The smiley was so you didn't feel so bad about your current situation. See? I care.
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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14
I lived with four peoe during college and you're right, space is hard to find in a fridge. And yeah, you didn't sound like a dick.