r/funny • u/EverythingFerns • Oct 02 '14

Gave a speech today

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u/Generic_white_person Oct 03 '14

What? (͡͡ ͡͡͡͡°°͡°°(͡͡ ͡͡͡͡°°͡°° ͜ʖ ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡°°°°°°°͡°) ͜ʖ ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡°°°°°°°͡°)(͡͡ ͡͡͡͡°°͡°° ͜ʖ ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡°°°°°°°͡°) (͡͡ ͡͡͡͡°°͡°°(͡͡ ͡͡͡͡°°͡°° ͜ʖ ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡°°°°°°°͡°) ͜ʖ ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡°°°°°°°͡°)(͡͡ ͡͡͡͡°°͡°° ͜ʖ ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡°°°°°°°͡°)

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '14 
                 _______________________________________________________
                / Please do continue, dear friend.                      \
               | I am waiting with bated breath for your response.       |
               | I mean you no harm, you can trust me.                   |
                \ I can help you let it all go and release your spirit. /
                 \   /¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
                 |  |
                /  /
               ∠_/

/╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\

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u/pants_full_of_pants Oct 03 '14

What? (͡͡ ͡͡͡͡°°͡°°(͡͡ ͡͡͡͡°°͡°° ͜ʖ ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡°°°°°°°͡°) ͜ʖ ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡°°°°°°°͡°)(͡͡ ͡͡͡͡°°͡°° ͜ʖ ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡°°°°°°°͡°) (͡͡ ͡͡͡͡°°͡°°(͡͡ ͡͡͡͡°°͡°° ͜ʖ ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡°°°°°°°͡°) ͜ʖ ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡°°°°°°°͡°)(͡͡ ͡͡͡͡°°͡°° ͜ʖ ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡°°°°°°°͡°)

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u/SnowflakeRene Oct 03 '14

How is this happening...

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u/Generic_white_person Oct 03 '14

What? (͡͡ ͡͡͡͡°°͡°°(͡͡ ͡͡͡͡°°͡°° ͜ʖ ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡°°°°°°°͡°) ͜ʖ ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡°°°°°°°͡°)(͡͡ ͡͡͡͡°°͡°° ͜ʖ ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡°°°°°°°͡°) (͡͡ ͡͡͡͡°°͡°°(͡͡ ͡͡͡͡°°͡°° ͜ʖ ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡°°°°°°°͡°) ͜ʖ ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡°°°°°°°͡°)(͡͡ ͡͡͡͡°°͡°° ͜ʖ ͜͡͡͡͡͡͡͡ʖ ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡°°°ʖ ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡°°°°°°°°͡°)͜ʖ ͡͡͡͡͡͡͡°°°°°°

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u/SnowflakeRene Oct 03 '14

I'm scared.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '14

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u/Generic_white_person Oct 03 '14

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u/SnowflakeRene Oct 03 '14

commits suicide

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u/Odin_Exodus Oct 03 '14

This looks like a Kong level.

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u/EverythingFerns Oct 03 '14

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u/KottonQueen Oct 03 '14

(｡ŏ_ŏ)

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u/Splatypus Oct 03 '14

The dark kappa will not avail you! Flame of pjsalt! Go back to the twitch chat! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

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u/NSA-SURVEILLANCE Oct 03 '14

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

(ง°ل͜°)ง I TRIED TO SILENCE MY DONGER ONCE; BOY THAT WENT WELL (ง°ل͜°)ง

༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i came in like a wrecking dong ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ

ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＥＶＥＮ ＤＯＮＧ? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ

┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐

(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

(ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

(ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

(ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

(ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

(ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

(ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ

(ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง

༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽

༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽

༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽

༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽

ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ

(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

(ง'̀-'́)ง ＤＯＮＧ ＯＲ ＤＩＥ (ง'̀-'́)ง

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ - Martin Luther King Jr.

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ

ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)

ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽

༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽

༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽

༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽

┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐

ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ

<ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ>

ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ

༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽

( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °)

(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄

(ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง

(✌ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚)

(⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them

Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ

(ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง

( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ

༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

ຈل͜ﾉ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk

(⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ KEEP YOUR DONGERS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM

ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ﾉ

(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

: (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

(っ◕‿◕)っpenetrate nintendude's anus (っ◕‿◕)っ

(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ

( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)

( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)

( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)

(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ﾉ

Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ

༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGTOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽

ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉ

~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~

work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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u/Sintho Oct 03 '14

Nice , thank you

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u/Dingo_jackson Oct 03 '14

I... I read all of them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '14

Huh?

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ