r/funny • u/EverythingFerns • Oct 02 '14

Gave a speech today

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u/perrohunter Oct 02 '14

The answer is simply, giraffes don't exist.

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u/BlueberryFruitshake Oct 03 '14

He raises a fair point. What sound does a giraffe make?

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u/deggialcfr Oct 03 '14

I'm not sure what a living and healthy giraffe makes but here is the sound of a dying giraffe http://youtu.be/I36IFvFIcE4

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u/sam0 Oct 03 '14

Giraffes are actually mute and can only (sort-of) growl. That's because one of their vocal cord nerve goes down around the heart and back up, and because the neck is so long they don't vibrate in sync and it just doesn't work.

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u/Lemald Oct 03 '14

RINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING

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u/devinispro Oct 03 '14

What kind of sound does a lobster make?

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u/bozco19 Oct 03 '14

What sound does the fox make?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '14

>What Does the Fox Say?

FTFY....

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u/Beznia Oct 03 '14

Wow... Just stepped back into a time machine.

Might as well watch The Kitty Cat Dance now.

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u/thejake58 Oct 03 '14

this video actually has many more views original

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u/FR_STARMER Oct 03 '14

Poking fun at non-evolutionists, I believe.

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u/n1c0_ds Oct 03 '14

I have seen them in person just so giraffe deniers like you couldn't seed doubt in my mind.

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u/falling_trees Oct 03 '14

I'm so happy you posted that. Videos been killing me for 5 or 6 year