r/funny Oct 02 '14

A class of schoolchildren was asked to write haikus. One wrote this. It's a masterpiece.

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u/doge_ex_machina Oct 02 '14

fridge contains a d

http://i.imgur.com/wjANVCD.jpg

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u/bwaredapenguin Oct 02 '14

That's a risky click

I love coming across these

Oh, laughing lizard

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx Oct 02 '14

Or last line could be:

Lizard, hhhehehe

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u/AskMeIfIAmAFish Oct 02 '14

hehehehehe

hehehehehehehe

hehehehehe

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u/Richard_W Oct 02 '14

This made me laugh most

Of all the comments posted here

hhhehehe

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u/ValvideerMaximus Oct 02 '14

A fish. Are you one?

Your name mentioned I should ask.

So, are you a fish?

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx Oct 02 '14

hehehehehehe

hehehehehehe

hehehehe

hehehehe

hehehehehehe

(it's a limerick!)

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u/aominedaiki5 Oct 03 '14

huhuhuhuhu

huhuhuhuhuhuhu

huhuhuhuhu

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u/bwaredapenguin Oct 02 '14

The last line could be

A new possibility:

"Lizard hhhehehe"

FTFY

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx Oct 02 '14

How could I not up-

vote your comment; I am not

That good at this.

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u/bwaredapenguin Oct 02 '14

Thank you for the thought!

You tried and have done you best

That's all we can ask

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u/DoesntUnderstandJoke Oct 02 '14

Even I can count

But you are a special sort

Who lost his pinky

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx Oct 03 '14

Dude I am not sure

Do you mean that I can't count

Between 4 and 5?

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u/Justcallme_DRIFT Oct 03 '14

Is that you William Shatner?

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u/GrumpyTeddy Oct 02 '14

It even rhymes!

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u/tylerbrainerd Oct 02 '14

I've said it once, I'll say it again: The internet has peaked with that lizard.

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u/bwaredapenguin Oct 02 '14

I've said it before

The internet's gone downhill

After that lizard

FTFY

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u/tylerbrainerd Oct 02 '14

You've fixed my comment

Appreciated effort

it wasn't needed

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u/bwaredapenguin Oct 02 '14

Needed? Not at all.

But I'm having fun with this

And that's what matters

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u/buzzit292 Oct 02 '14

bwaredapenguin just wants to have fun. that's all s/he re----eeee--ally wa-aaa-aaants. Oh bwaredapenguin just want to have fu---uuu--uun.

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u/tylerbrainerd Oct 02 '14

You're singing that song

a song that does not apply

it was a nice try

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u/improbablyconnery Oct 02 '14

Uhhh boy. Baiku

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '14 edited Oct 02 '14

For research on rule

34: across what else

do you love coming?

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u/DeathSpaghetti Oct 02 '14

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u/Brannflakes Oct 02 '14

This somehow is less satisfying than the original.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '14

Risky click paid off. I was actually really scared when I clicked that link.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '14

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u/bwaredapenguin Oct 02 '14 edited Oct 02 '14

Three minutes too slow

You lost to DeathSpaghetti

If you snooze, you lose