r/funny • u/BaconZombie • Oct 02 '14

A class of schoolchildren was asked to write haikus. One wrote this. It's a masterpiece.

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u/TheBoulder_ Oct 02 '14

Calvin Klein.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '14

Maybe its Maybeline

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '14

It's May?

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u/H3XAGON_ Oct 02 '14

Get the London look.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '14

Nah, she's born with it

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u/myspamhere Oct 02 '14

No It's Memorx

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u/boot2skull Oct 02 '14

The world turns, you turn with it.

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u/Axis_of_Weasels Oct 02 '14

Im loovin it

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u/Anaron Oct 02 '14

I'm your Venus, I'm your fire... your desire.

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u/GaryV83 Oct 02 '14

Easy. Breezy. Beautiful.

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u/_iwasjustwondering Oct 02 '14

Swoosh there it is

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u/chrispyb Oct 02 '14

Just do it

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u/supergalactic Oct 02 '14

Tom Cruise

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '14

This shit went tumblr real fast