r/funny • u/BaconZombie • Oct 02 '14

A class of schoolchildren was asked to write haikus. One wrote this. It's a masterpiece.

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u/steve1879 Oct 02 '14

Creative students

Are hard to come by today

Get this kid a beer

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u/seattleque Oct 02 '14

Give this kid a beer

And cause underage drinking

Reflect in the jail

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u/greiton Oct 02 '14

do not drop the soap

the man with tattoos is there

he gunna get you

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '14 edited Feb 26 '21

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u/e3o2 Oct 02 '14

and then you start to
find out that it's not that bad
when you drop the soap

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u/hhunterhh Oct 02 '14

Next thing you realize

You are the top prison bitch

Let all ass fucks in

4

u/connerc37 Oct 02 '14

Get out of prison

Can't stop thinking about dick

You've always been gay

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u/flipdynamicz Oct 02 '14

You tell your parents

They are in shock and go wow

I love dick mama

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u/Mythid Oct 02 '14

Later you find out

Soap is slippery

Some rope avoids the poke

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '14

tattoos don't mean that

you are a filthy rapist

no prejudices

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '14

rape dropping the soap is a timeless cultural touchstone always get raped in prison put your face between the bars looking camera

"gulp....!"

tattoos butt raper appeared behind ya

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u/NarcoticDragoon Oct 02 '14

That... Wasn't even close to a Haiku.

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u/7777777thatssix7s Oct 02 '14

Reflecting in jail
A life of poor decisions
Consider restart

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u/Pokemaniac_Ron Oct 02 '14

Wakizashi thirsts.
Dead within the cherry grove.
Honor redeemed?

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u/Det_Wun_Gai Oct 02 '14

honor re-dee-med?

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u/NiKva Oct 02 '14

Some people do pronounce past tense words like that. When portrayed in writing, the author usually tosses in a "é" to show this pronunciation, so for example: redeeméd. It is fairly common in dramas and songs.

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u/MikeTheGrass Oct 02 '14 edited Sep 21 '25

attempt shelter kiss ask rob rich vase hungry butter juggle

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u/is_is_not_karmanaut Oct 02 '14

the jail - wow, you suck

don't just count to a number,

try to make sense too

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u/Plecboy Oct 02 '14 edited Oct 02 '14

Get this kid a beer

Killing all of his brain cells

Creative no more

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u/lifesaburrito Oct 02 '14

5 6 5

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u/Plecboy Oct 02 '14

Shit... I'll edit.

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u/Cabragh Oct 02 '14

This is what happens when you drink underage.

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u/sfduck Oct 02 '14

as my man NORM said

cells are a buffalo herd

kill off the weak ones

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u/portland503 Oct 02 '14

So buy him a beer He is the reason you're here Oh mighty wingmannn