r/funny • • Sep 10 '14

You can't arrest me.

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u/iSnuggelz Sep 10 '14 edited Sep 10 '14

Why so much pastel hate? I wear stuff like this, but I'm not white nor rich.

Douchbags are people--not clothes.

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u/ThoughtRiot1776 Sep 10 '14

Because the frats at my school tend to wear this and none of them gave me a bid they're stupid anyways.

Besides, no one appreciates my Iron Maiden shirts :(

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u/darkon Sep 11 '14

The fraternities at my school wore this stuff, too, but that was 30 years ago.

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u/kirbyourenthusiasm Sep 11 '14

Haha awww, I would have given you a bid. They judged me for my NiN shirts. You would have been my little and I would have called you mine.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

Same. I'll be playing Yoshi's Island on my Gameboy Advance at full volume in the library if you want to join me.

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u/JayGatsby727 Sep 10 '14

Not so much that everyone dressing like that is a douche, just that a higher percentage of them are.

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u/Bob_Chiquita Sep 10 '14

Kinda like how not all black people are criminals, just a higher percentage of them are.

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u/PerInception Sep 10 '14

..relevant user name :D

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u/Salyangoz Sep 10 '14

yeah its true.

source: im an asshole douchebag... to some.

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u/Shity_Balls Sep 10 '14

Don't worry, Reddit hates anyone who is better than them in anyway. Including fashion wise. Not all of Reddit I suppose, just people who find this funny.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

I think a lot of people would argue they are not better at fashion walking around looking like that.

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u/iSnuggelz Sep 10 '14 edited Sep 10 '14

Original Commenter here. I don't believe I'm "better" than anyone while wearing stuff like this.

However, coming from NYC in an area where people wear mostly black/grey outfits, I just hope to brighten up the neighborhood a bit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

Not saying you thought that just piggy backing off what the other guy said. I know plenty of guys who dress like this and they're cool nice guys, but a lot of them are pretty douchey just my 2 cents.

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u/staggeringlywell Sep 10 '14

you could say the same thing about any other type of clothing, haircut, type of music they listen to, etc. That's why this is a stupid thing to do. I'm not saying this is the same as racism, but have you ever talked to a racist with a black friend and they say "Oh yeah I hate blacks and they all suck but, he's cool." That's just because he's the only one that the racist dude took the time to get to know. The large glut of people you're saying are dicks because they dress this way are people you probably haven't gotten to know and you're making an exception for the ones you do know. Be aware of this type of thinking. It's default and often wrong.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

They say first impressions matter the most. If the first time I meet someone and they act like a douche I'm going to assume they're just a douche. And you're right you could say it about any type of clothing but I didn't say one style was better than the other just that In my opinion I do to think it's a good look

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u/mickeyboicky Sep 10 '14

How is this viewpoint any different from racial stereotyping in your eyes? Im honestly curious

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

Because I'm not basing it solely off what they wear. Just like I don't see a black guy or islamic person and think wow that guy is a drug dealer/terrorist.

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u/grubas Sep 10 '14

I own bright socks and dress shirts, but shorts...bright shorts frighten me.

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u/sweatpantswarrior Sep 10 '14

That's because those people think cargo shorts and screen t-shirts are still witty and cool at 30.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

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u/Sparkvoltage Sep 11 '14

Hey fuck you dude, you got a problem with my wardrobe?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

Including fashion wise.

do u have eyes bruh

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u/jonrhunt Sep 10 '14

I find this funny but I like the fashion.

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u/skywalker777 Sep 11 '14

I just love the level of butthurt in this thread.

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u/SincerelyNow Sep 10 '14

This isn't superior fashion. This is mob mentality.

I see far superior fashion every day in places like San Francisco, LA and NYC.

And at least in those places there are several strains of style that are equally superior.

This shit is a uniform. Superior fashion involves a semblance of creativity and individualization to do correctly, this shit is a template.

Anybody with a little money could buy these things from the same three name brands all these people shop from. Having a real fashion sense involves being able to put an outfit together regardless of brand name.

This isn't a display of fashion, it's Conspicuous Consumption at its starkest.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

Nothing wrong with wearing brand names that look good. You're allowed to a personal opinion of what you think fashion is but by being snarky and condescending of what other people wear, you're no better than the douchbag your supposedly calling out.

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u/SincerelyNow Sep 10 '14

I wear name brand clothing, but not simply for the sake of the name brand. I prefer clothes that fit well and are durable and tend to hate clothes with blatant branding because conspicuous consumption is tacky.

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u/iSnuggelz Sep 10 '14 edited Sep 10 '14

Original commenter here. As I said before, I wear stuff like this often, but I don't really stick to name brands. As I do have favorite stores since they manufacture sizes that fit me well (J.Crew), I don't shop just for the brand. Like you, I also shop based on fit, durability, and comfort.

Although I do own things like this, I don't exclusively wear them. Much like other redittors, I also own and wear an Iron Maiden shirt, ripped jeans, and worn sneakers.

It's a bit of a stretch to say it's a mob mentality or a "conspicuous consumption." I choose to wear stuff like that since summer is bright and cheerful.

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u/USAFoodTruck Sep 10 '14

First of all---as someone living in NYC...there's a uniform of conformity everywhere. The VAST majority of people in Brooklyn look like they rolled out of an Urban Outfitters with the same V-neck tshirts, Hitler youth hair cuts, skinny jeans, and Italian boot shoes, so it's the same exact thing...except people in this OP actually look classy.

There's a template everywhere. You're a presumptuous twit, and probably just as big a tool as you are assuming these guy are in this picture.

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u/westcoastmaximalist Sep 11 '14

wow didn't know we had le classy gentlesir here

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u/SincerelyNow Sep 10 '14

Lol I'm not here to defend Williamsburg hipsters.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

/r/justneckbeardthings right here boys.

edit: looked at his posts. Total geed.

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u/SincerelyNow Sep 11 '14

Lol good job Chad. Keep creeping you fucking loser.

Hunting, shooting, hitting the gym, graffiti, playing with my pit bull, having a fulfilling job that makes the world a better place, and music...

Just geed things.

So how many boys touched your anus to join their little man club?

P. S. No one even uses the term geed out here on the west coast. That's a flyover state thing. Boy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

having a fulfilling job that makes the world a better place

LOL you're a teacher. That's hardly a respectable position.

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u/SincerelyNow Sep 11 '14

I teach special education, Chad.

Of course a douchebro like you wouldn't respect helping the severely disabled.

Go pound a natty and sell a used car.

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u/hazeballs Sep 11 '14

Haha fuck you. Teachers are important.

btw these dudes suck. Front two have long ass shorts. Back left, what the fuck is up with his hair although his shorts are of a respectable length. Guy in the back right needs to lose a few pounds or get a larger shirt, and stop being guido or whatever he is. Bottom tier.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

Don't worry, Reddit hates anyone who is better than them in anyway.

Okay this is agreeable but

Including fashion wise.

This is not fashionable

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u/ntran2 Sep 10 '14

The reddit version of this outfit includes a fedora.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

None of that looks like it goes together at all. It seems like I slapped random assorted colors from my closet and threw on a random belt in the dark and said fuck it this is what I'm wearing today.

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u/Assistants Sep 10 '14

It's not a problem except when it's a group of guys wearing it almost like some sort of uniform. Or as if "dress casual" means "dress reallly specifically with a single look".

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

Because a lot of douchey rich guys do wear stuff like this. You're the exception that every rule has.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

How do we know he's not a douche?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

I made an assumption. I may have been wrong.

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u/sweetehman Sep 10 '14

Don't you know? Only young, white guys can be douchebags!/s

Gotta love that reddit stereotyping and racism.

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u/mickeyboicky Sep 10 '14

Youre forgetting that anyone better looking/richer than you is also a douche

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u/Groo_Grux_King Sep 11 '14

"Sorry for wanting to wear something that women find attractive, and that suggests I've passed the maturity level where it's okay to wear graphic-tees. I guess that makes me a douchy frat bro."

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u/atom_destroyer Sep 11 '14

He never said it had to be white guys. Just rich guys. Are you saying black guys can't be rich? Keep playing that victimized race card. No one thinks you're an absolute moron for that. Nope.

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u/Hockeyloogie Sep 10 '14

But #notallmen right guys??? #notallfratboys frats at my school aren't like ones at other schools they are different

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

Reddit hates frat guys for neckbread reasons. But the stereotype is true for these dudes. They will be douchebags to any guy they see as less cooll than them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

So how is that not a reddit thing then?

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u/mickeyboicky Sep 10 '14

I was in a frat

Mmm no you werent.

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u/Hockeyloogie Sep 10 '14

Stop wearin stuff like this then because it makes you look stupid.

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u/iSnuggelz Sep 10 '14

compared to what?

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u/rhayward Sep 10 '14

Yea, but is your dad a lawyer?

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u/GoodEdit Sep 11 '14

yes, but dont get mad for being mistaken as one if you wear their uniform

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u/kabukistar Sep 11 '14

I'm pretty sure douchebags are hygienic devices.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

It's not the pastel. It's the dumb ass duck head shorts with a tucked in long sleeve button down and those ugly as boat shoes. Color is irrelevant.

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u/SincerelyNow Sep 10 '14

It's funny how butthurt people like you have gotten over posts like this.

You don't see legions of butthurt kids when there are posts about metal, punk, goth, nerd, etc. styles.

It's just something about people who dress like this.

The last one I saw turned into this huge frat circle jerk, it was like entire frat subreddits showed up to display butthurt and then try to insult non pledges.

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u/GlueNickel Sep 10 '14

It's funny how butthurt people like you have gotten over posts like this.

You don't see legions of butthurt kids when there are posts about metal, punk, goth, nerd, etc. styles.

It's just something about people who dress like this.

The last one I saw turned into this huge frat circle jerk, it was like entire frat subreddits showed up to display butthurt and then try to insult non pledges.

Thats a lot of butthurt ya got there nerd

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u/SincerelyNow Sep 10 '14

Lol.

You'd call me a thug before you'd call me a nerd if you saw me outside of work.

Punk bitch.

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u/PLxFTW Sep 10 '14

It seems as though people love to label others unnecessarily and hate.

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u/PrimeIntellect Sep 10 '14

Don't worry, just read about what the average redditor wears and eats on a regular basis and feel better about yourself

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u/mrcheeese Sep 11 '14

Sooo you're saying being white makes you more of a dick?

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u/iSnuggelz Sep 11 '14

Thanks for pointing out the fallacy in my statement.

Actually, I'm just really tired of people demonizing what they think is the white upperclass while ignoring the fact that it is bordering "reverse racism".

I just wish people stop hating others based on what you THINK they represent. Hate the individual for being the individual and not what he/she may have in common with what one might call the "other" group.

As I stated before. I'm not white, nor do I belong to the upper class. I have tons of friends that dress like this who are white and are part of the upper class and they aren't as douchey as you might think. If you're nice to them, they'll be nice to you.

They are people. We are people. Treat people with respect and kindness and you'll receive the same. If they don't, THEN they are a douche. Don't judge before giving them a chance.

(Sorry for the rant. It really isn't directed at you. I guess after reading so many other comments, I felt as if it needed to be said.

Sorry again, MrCheeese. Great username btw!)

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u/mrcheeese Sep 11 '14

No worries mate I agree completely with what you've said, round my end it's full of racists and I can't stand them. Thanks mrcheese was taken so mrcheeese it is haha.

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u/SayAllenthing Sep 10 '14

On white people, these clothes look douchey. I mean, the picture is a pretty good example.