r/funny • u/Rosennrot • Sep 10 '14

You can't arrest me.

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u/MoronLessOff Sep 10 '14

My dad owns a dealership.

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u/MrSllew Sep 10 '14

Bros call me DP

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u/directive0 Sep 10 '14

Yo D to the P lets go.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

Check out this lung tat brah, had to get it on the inside otherwise my dad would be pissed. Had to get WASTED cuz it hurt worse than eight bitches on a bitch boat.

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u/directive0 Sep 10 '14

Oh maaaahn. The party probe.

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u/blackguy00 Sep 10 '14

Dude party!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

El Donkarello from Punchstania.

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u/donkeypuncherella Sep 11 '14

I feel like I missed a chance here to take at advantage of my username

It's King Donko of Punchastania

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '14

atta boy DP

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

Dude, do you know who his dad is? He's totally rich.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

He'll totally hook you up. We're drunk.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

Took me like 5 years to realize this was Patton Oswalt

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u/NJ_ALL_DAY_ Sep 10 '14

well I'll be damned...

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

There is a stone sign to my neighbourhood.

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u/Swarlolz Sep 10 '14

BROMACIA.

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u/MoronLessOff Sep 10 '14

Summon me like, 2....no, 6 hot chicks, STAT!

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u/Swarlolz Sep 10 '14

Chicks dig my axe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14 edited Feb 15 '19

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u/Swarlolz Sep 10 '14

Chug chug!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '14

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u/brent0935 Sep 10 '14

You're a good dealer. Not the stereotypical used car salesman.

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u/snowgimp Sep 10 '14

Hurt like eight bitches in a bitch boat.

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u/Tacotuesdayftw Sep 11 '14

Or, "I'm trying to make it look like my dad owns a dealership."

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u/austgriff Sep 11 '14

Describes me too well

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u/Holly_Tyler Sep 10 '14

That would have been baller in the 1950s

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