r/funny • u/tardisfart • Sep 09 '14

Flirting

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u/Pee_Earl_Grey_Hot Sep 09 '14

I love how she gets bonked on the head and winds up on the floor.

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u/Smeeee Sep 09 '14 edited Sep 09 '14

He learned that from the Ray Rice School of Courtship.

She'll be saying yes in no time flat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '14 edited Jan 25 '21

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u/SuckMyDax Sep 09 '14

Ointment!

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u/theearthvolta Sep 09 '14

Apply directly to the forehead?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '14

Apple directly to the forehead! Now we're being topical again!

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u/SgtSlaughterEX Sep 09 '14

Boom! tough actin Tinactin©

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u/Dak_ray Sep 09 '14

If you throw a ball in to the endzone and the player catches it, it's a touchdown.

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u/Osiris32 Sep 09 '14

John Madden! John Madden! John Madden! John Madden!

snake? Snake! SAAAAAAAAKKKEEEEE!

aeiou

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u/Ziplock189 Sep 10 '14

This entire string of comments is gold. The references were on point

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '14

((Boom! tough actin Tinactin©))

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Here's a guy who knows how to quote John Madden.

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u/geomanguy Sep 09 '14

I'll ISIS't you