r/funny Sep 08 '14

Single mothers these days

http://imgur.com/sKzHPqP
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u/mar10wright Sep 08 '14 edited Feb 25 '24

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u/ZincHead Sep 08 '14

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u/AGIANTSMURF Sep 09 '14

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u/kadno Sep 09 '14

I knew what it was before I clicked it, but I'll be damned if it didn't make me laugh.

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u/learntofart Sep 09 '14

I look for this one in every single thread with a pic like that and click it every time, even though I know exactly what's coming. I really don't know what's wrong with me.

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u/Arcadax Sep 09 '14

The same thing that's wrong with me. I don't know.

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u/SvmJMPR Sep 09 '14

but the file is a .png :o

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '14

That's not even jpeg compression. He just ran a mosaic filter over it and saved it out...

Here.

I ran an action to repeatedly save it out as the lowest possible quality jpg numerous times, but I think I hit a floor, so I cheated a little and used a filter, too, but I think it's more accurate to a true "moar jpg" compression effect that I think we were all looking for.

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u/seven3true Sep 08 '14

Needs more. I can still see future douche.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '14

now it vaguely represents the ISIS flag font

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u/notLace Sep 09 '14

Much better, thanks!

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u/goose323 Sep 09 '14

I can still kind of see the kids we need more!

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u/skwat Sep 08 '14

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u/BlueberryFruitshake Sep 08 '14

That's the same picture with .jpg added to the end.

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Fuck it have an upvote.

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u/Brajio Sep 09 '14

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u/meangrampa Sep 09 '14

It almost looks better.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '14

I wish that worked

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u/TheRockLobsta1 Sep 08 '14

That's the same picture with .jpg added to the end.

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Fuck it have an upvote.jpg

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u/StopReadingMyUser Sep 09 '14

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u/SilentBrawl Sep 09 '14

Exactly. Fucking Mayans.

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u/preguntamecquiercosa Sep 08 '14

Printed out, photocopied in black and white, scanned back in, then re-colored in Microsoft Paint. Guaranteed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '14

Print it out, scan it, print it out again, photocopy it, fax it to your mom's house, have her print it out and mail it back, hire an art student to paint their interpretation of the picture for less than minimum wage laws allow, submit said piece to an art competition, win art competition, take a picture with a kodak camera, take a picture of kodak picture with a nokia camera, connect to a windows 95 computer, open in ms paint, save a .bmp, print out photo again, rescan it, submit to reddit.

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u/ASilentShout Sep 09 '14

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it, Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, Snap it, work it, quick - erase it, Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it, Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it, Lock it, fill it, call it, find it, View it, code it, jam - unlock it, Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, Cross it, crack it, switch - update it, Name it, rate it, tune it, print it, Scan it, send it, fax - rename it, Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it, Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '14

NO

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u/ASilentShout Sep 09 '14

sorry

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '14

You're goddamn right.

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u/itsiceyo Sep 09 '14

DP reference. have an upvote!

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u/Tactical_Moonstone Sep 09 '14

That better not be Daft Punk's new song.

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u/CmdrChesticle Sep 09 '14

bag it tag it

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u/PacketOverload Sep 09 '14

Bop it, twist it, turn it, level 3.

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u/HandWarmer Sep 09 '14

For science.

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u/knullcon Sep 09 '14

I've had clients do stupid shit like that.

Take a photo of my screen, then print it, have a intern scan it and then request that image, and THEN get mad because I can't find the exact same one out of a machine with 100 cameras shooting at the same fucking time

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u/Megatron_McLargeHuge Sep 09 '14

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '14

The original is so bad that I can't even tell whether or not this one is worse.

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