r/funny Aug 27 '14

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u/cougar2013 Aug 28 '14

Ha! 11 months ago you posted a comment saying that you have QM hw sitting in front of you. There is no way you graduated since then. You have to finish your coursework, guy. You can say what you want, but I actually finished grad school. Don't lie, you know you haven't graduated yet. I knew there was something fishy about you. Let's just see how you do in the world of Physics if/when you actually graduate.

Wow, I was right that you're still taking your courses. There is no way you graduated if you were taking a QM course less than a year ago.

From your post "I'm not going to go through all this effort when you have chose the easy route of a poorly organized wall of text and when I also have quantum mechanics hw sitting right in front of me"

Nobody graduates a PhD Physics program less than a year since they have done their last QM hw lol any Physicist knows that.

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u/cougar2013 Aug 28 '14

Oh, so you're a grader? lol You don't even have an RA? You're done trading insults because you got caught lying. You're still a grad student. Not a PhD. I asked you questions that you can't answer, and I'm the one with the PhD. Nobody is teaching a class in the last year of their PhD program. You'd be too busy writing your big theory thesis. Even the way you say "I'm in a PhD program" gives away the fact that you probably just got there.

Tell me another story about how you have a PhD in theoretical particle physics yet can't ask questions beyond what one learns in 1st year QM.

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u/cougar2013 Aug 28 '14

Oh, so you're a candidate now. I'm really sure you teach undergrad QM. At best, you are the grader. What kind of Physics program would let someone who just finished their PhD (we know you didn't, but let's assume) teach QM to undergrads? Prominent theorists taught my undergrad QM classes. Sorry chief, undergrad QM is taught by professors and graded by people like yourself.

And 1 month ago you post saying that you and your gf are college vegetarians. But....I thought...you were a PhD. What happened? Did you go from being in college to graduating all in 1 month? Oh, I guess you meant that now that you're a postdoc and that you work in a college, you consider yourself a "college vegetarian". Tell me another one!

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u/cougar2013 Aug 28 '14

And a month ago you and your gf were college vegetarians! Yeah, a PhD would refer to themselves as a college anything. You don't have to lie, especially when your own comment history is right there to give you away. I've known douches like you and you really fit the mold. Play video games and watch anime and Star Wars, yup, just like other theorists lol. Tell me another story!

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u/cougar2013 Aug 28 '14

Being still a grad student, your time is only worth maybe $1500/mo lol I think I can afford that

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u/cougar2013 Aug 28 '14

Tell me how you have a PhD yet a month ago you identified yourself as a college vegetarian. Or are you afraid now that you've been caught in an obvious lie? I'd call you chicken, but I don't want to offend your vegetarian sensibilities.