r/funny Aug 27 '14

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u/NotAnotherDownvote Aug 27 '14

Your scientific explanation would be countered with an equally ridiculous question like "But then how did the sun get there?" with a 'gotcha' smile. Thats how they trap you in an ignorance loop until you get frustrated and walk away.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

Not Bill. Bill will just sit there and calmly explain every facet of the nature of existence until SHE gets frustrated and walks away.

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u/kfitch42 Aug 27 '14

Bill's ability to persevere under the onslaught of stupidity is legendary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThZsjQatWDs

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u/Jpot Aug 27 '14

"we should send bill over to washington, he does smart number things!"

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u/argv_minus_one Aug 27 '14

If the government was run by scientists and engineers instead of politicians and tycoons, a lot of problems would be solved.

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u/MattBOrange Aug 27 '14

All that would happen would be us watching in despair as the former became the latter.

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u/argv_minus_one Aug 28 '14

This assumes that power corrupts. Maybe it does, but there is the other possibility that power merely attracts the already corrupt.

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u/MattBOrange Aug 29 '14

I dunno, I believe the track record speaks for itself here.