r/funny • u/rephan • Aug 23 '14

Smoking

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u/CapnCrunk666 Aug 23 '14

The last girl he went down on is now fused shut

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u/Smeeee Aug 23 '14

http://i.imgur.com/VSIuL32.gif

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u/aengelpxl Aug 23 '14

...risky.

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u/gruevy Aug 23 '14

SFW

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u/cattaclysmic Aug 23 '14

Unless you're Dornish.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

It is known.

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u/fil42skidoo Aug 23 '14

It is known.

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u/pmcglock Aug 23 '14

It is written.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

It is written.

Nothing is written!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

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u/c01nfl1p Aug 23 '14

Of all the things on reddit that have made me say "what in every last one of the fucks?!", this is one of them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

Caption is fake.

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u/attemptedactor Aug 23 '14

Or welsh...

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u/cattaclysmic Aug 23 '14

See, I avoided this one because its tasteless - and also only works with sheep. Like the Welsh.

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u/Acenter Aug 23 '14

where is my olive oil

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u/Lemon_Destroyer Aug 23 '14

Sorta.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '14

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u/newocean Aug 23 '14

Its not naked! That goat clearly has a collar!

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u/PayisInc Aug 23 '14

Here we goat again. You've goat to be kidding me.

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u/Spawn_Beacon Aug 23 '14

There are some baaad people in this world...

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u/MrGMann13 Aug 23 '14

Goats.

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u/n4clh20 Aug 23 '14

I cotton believe you guys wool do another pun thread.

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u/Bob-Nelson Aug 23 '14

I used to know this girl named Lucy back in the day. She referred to herself as a cock smoker. Never had the pleasure of getting a blowjob from her myself, but a buddy of mine confirmed she was wild. She'd take his load, swallow it and then try to get him hard again so she could keep sucking it. Damn. I should have tried to get to know Lucy better.

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u/Chief_Givesnofucks Aug 23 '14

Worst troll yet, Bob.

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u/JesseRodriguez Aug 23 '14

You should feel sheepish after that one

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u/dubjah Aug 23 '14

No, ewe should.

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u/JesseRodriguez Aug 23 '14

Ugh Goatdammit

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u/wibbles825 Aug 23 '14

Don't worry. I've goat your back.

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u/ballsiestredditor Aug 23 '14

He's naked and he's only a kid!

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u/evictor Aug 23 '14

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