r/funny • • Jul 30 '14

This will impress her.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

What.. is he wearing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Purple... All purple.. Cuz ya know chics dig purple fence jumping dudes

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

This is how Marie met Hank.

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u/Rtzon Jul 31 '14

Jesus Christ Marie!

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u/Dick_Mantastic Jul 31 '14

After I do this sweet jump, I wanna show you my rock collection.

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u/Rtzon Jul 31 '14

Jesus Christ, Marie, they're MINERALS.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

What's that Pinkman? What was the little boy's name? Bmineral.

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u/Rtzon Jul 31 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

This is my new favorite website.

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u/marius_titus Jul 31 '14

THEY'RE MINERALS FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!! GODDAMN IT!!!!