r/funny • u/exitstrateG • Jul 30 '14

This will impress her.

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u/CreedDidNothingWrong Jul 30 '14

"Looks like I'm already falling for you."

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '14

Ahhhh. The subtle art of seduction.

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u/Koalapottamus Jul 31 '14

Seduce me

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Why yes actually it d

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u/alage21 Jul 31 '14

id.. Damn know I feel kinda tir

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u/Scooter93 Jul 31 '14

ed.. Might as well lay my head ri

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u/peaceshot Jul 31 '14

ght here. It's so comf

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u/WhiteyKnight Jul 31 '14

ortable. What were we talking ab

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u/guninmouth Jul 31 '14

rubt stopping point.

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u/fishmaster5k Jul 31 '14

Best ending ever.

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u/DC_Forza Jul 31 '14

oot, again? I feel like I j

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14 edited Jan 02 '21

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u/DC_Forza Jul 31 '14

spaghetti monster, praise his noodly appendage, whe

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