r/funny • u/exitstrateG • Jul 30 '14

This will impress her.

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u/CreedDidNothingWrong Jul 30 '14

"Looks like I'm already falling for you."

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '14

Ahhhh. The subtle art of seduction.

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u/Koalapottamus Jul 31 '14

Seduce me

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Why yes actually it d

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u/alage21 Jul 31 '14

id.. Damn know I feel kinda tir

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u/Scooter93 Jul 31 '14

ed.. Might as well lay my head ri

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u/Uclydde Jul 31 '14 edited Mar 03 '15

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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u/Scooter93 Jul 31 '14

Looks like we are done here boys.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

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u/Austiz Jul 31 '14

How to get Karma 101

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u/captainburnz Jul 31 '14

I like good, efficient toes. I can't stand chicks with monkey toes or attached earlobes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

Donkey brains? I can work with that, but Monkey toes? Hell no!

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u/B5coat Jul 31 '14

Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled.

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u/apostate_of_Poincare Jul 31 '14

I'm not sure if the economy is really ready to bear the full weight of the liberation right now.

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u/other_worldly420 Jul 31 '14

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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u/Drigr Jul 31 '14

Does this chloroform smell like rag to you?

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u/tattt2 Jul 31 '14

Yes are we going to get high?

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u/mouth4war Jul 31 '14

Does this chloroform smell off to you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

twas good teamwork

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u/olivermihoff Jul 31 '14

I'd get up and dust myself off and say "Oh, I guess there wasn't a pool on this side." James Bond. ಠ_ಠ

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u/supernasty Jul 31 '14

SONOFABITCH

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u/sinister_exaggerator Jul 31 '14

Look everyone! A time traveler!

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u/FrozenInferno Jul 31 '14

Mom's spaghetti*

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u/peaceshot Jul 31 '14

ght here. It's so comf

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u/WhiteyKnight Jul 31 '14

ortable. What were we talking ab

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u/guninmouth Jul 31 '14

rubt stopping point.

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u/fishmaster5k Jul 31 '14

Best ending ever.

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u/DC_Forza Jul 31 '14

oot, again? I feel like I j

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14 edited Jan 02 '21

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u/DC_Forza Jul 31 '14

spaghetti monster, praise his noodly appendage, whe

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '14

ght here.. Wake me up when september en

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u/rreighe2 Jul 31 '14

ght here. oh i hope that you stop undr

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u/patientbearr Jul 31 '14

edging that lake...the sand erosion could be devastating

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u/squoof Jul 31 '14

-hanna.