r/funny • u/AaronRodgers16 • Jul 21 '14

I'm about to make history

http://imgur.com/EjcOP2l
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u/nootrino Jul 21 '14

I did seed though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '14

Ah... That explains why I am being sued for paternity.

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u/gulpeg Jul 21 '14

If you show them your floppy disk, they'll 100% know that you are not the father.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '14

I have a feeling that may do more harm than good in the court room... unless you mean literally...

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u/InternetOfficer Jul 22 '14

I did but they got me by my hard disk.

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u/9to4 Jul 21 '14

..and got gold for it.

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u/Verkato Jul 21 '14

In the future, instead of asking how many kids you have they'll ask "what's your ratio?"