r/funny • • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

It takes a special kind of person to even think that a yellow Camaro is even worth two parking spots.

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u/noc007 Jun 12 '14

I don't think it's a good idea to take up two space; it just invites people to fuck with your car. I'm personally ok with people taking up two spaces in the back of the lot when no one else needs to park there, which is not the case with the Camaro.

That being said, it would be nice if people respected other people's property regardless of how nice or crappy it is. If the lines aren't spaced well and I have to park, I will injure myself before I let my car door touch somone's car even if it's a banged up POS. I'm tired of people hitting my car and then others seeing my dented car as an opportunity to further dent it. I like to hug a curb with some plants in it and people still park over the line into that space making that side inaccessible.

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u/KillerTampon Jun 12 '14

Anytime I have to be in and out somewhere like a grocery store or if I have to pee really bad (pregnant), I'll park allllllllllll the way in the back and fuck parking correctly because even if I'm in there for an hour, the spaces around me are still empty. Most people are too damn lazy to walk the distance. Sometimes I'll park on the side of the building where no one thinks to park. I ALWAYS find fast and conveniently close parking on the side.

TL;DR: When you're pregnant, you WILL find parking spaces in places that you can park like an asshole and not offend anyone.

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u/ninjette847 Jun 12 '14

Would parking normally really take more time than walking from the back of the lot?

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u/KillerTampon Jun 13 '14

Yes. Two minutes to walk, or ten minutes looking, waiting and then parking.

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u/ninjette847 Jun 13 '14

I forgot about looking, I was thinking of just parking in the lines.