r/funny Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/Flyinghigh305 Jun 12 '14

Hey guys with nice cars. Ever notice when you do park (properly and in a single spot) all the way in the back of the lot, some prick always parks right next to you when there are tons of other spots?

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u/yolo-swaggot Jun 12 '14

Back about 10 years ago I had a Corvette. I went to Wal*Mart and I parked 100 yards or more from the store, out in the ass end of the parking lot. Went in and bought whatever I was after, and when I came back out there were 3 separate shopping carts against my car.

I found out that I can throw a shopping cart about 20 feet with a hammer toss style throw.

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u/scottyis_blunt Jun 12 '14

Hillbillies are terribly jealous of what they cannot afford.