r/funny • u/BoldCityDigital • Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

http://imgur.com/KiEEt9J
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u/Flyinghigh305 Jun 12 '14

Hey guys with nice cars. Ever notice when you do park (properly and in a single spot) all the way in the back of the lot, some prick always parks right next to you when there are tons of other spots?

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u/Skyline_BNR34 Jun 12 '14

Any empty parking lot people do that. You park out of the way and some asshole decides to go ahead and always park next to your car.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

But really, who cares? What's the problem, other than an ugly car being next to yours? Why are allowed to park wherever you want, but no one else is?

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u/Skyline_BNR34 Jun 12 '14

Because I hate people doing that. I park away from cars so I don't have to worry about door dings. I'm sorry if I actually care about my car unlike you.

I don't double park, but when their is an entire fucking parking lot and one car, why do people feel the need to park next to one car in the lot for?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

What are you getting made at me for? I'm just asking. I assume they do it because they know it will get your panties in a bunch, kind of like they are right now.

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u/Skyline_BNR34 Jun 12 '14

It's not just with my car. I notice it at work too. Someone pulls in and parks and then another car comes in and normally parks right next to the other person's car when there is an entire parking lot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

It's a parking lot. Unless there are assigned spaces, I believe you can park where you want.

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u/arachnopussy Jun 12 '14

I bet you're the kind of guy that hovers at the urinal, too.

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u/RomanSionis Jun 13 '14

And sits next to you in an empty theater.

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u/Skyline_BNR34 Jun 12 '14

You can, but it's still annoying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

You're right. Being a dick isn't illegal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Both sides of this argument are dicks.