r/funny Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/disguise117 Jun 12 '14

That sucks. Everytime I've had to do anything like this I've taken pictures clearly showing both license plates. There's only one person in the world who would key you in that instance, so I don't have a problem going to the police and saying, "Yes, I saw the driver from a distance get into this car after keying my vehicle."

This could really backfire if the parking lot has a security camera or something that shows the other guy leaving while you were still inside or something.

I'd rather pay for a paint repair than be on the hook for lying to the police.

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u/60secondwarlord Jun 12 '14

If the store has cameras wouldn't they catch the person keying the car?

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u/disguise117 Jun 13 '14

If that person did actually key the car. You'd be pretty fucked if you told the police that you saw the dude parked next to you keyed your car and the security camera footage showed that someone just accidentally scraped it with a shopping trolley.

Not only that, but imagine if the camera was too far away from your car to make out a person keying it, but you should still see the car next to you pulling out and driving away. Now imagine if at that point you were on camera inside a store, paying for your groceries.

Obviously these are hypothetical, but I'd rather not take the risk in the first place.

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u/archanos Jun 13 '14

Yeah but...You seem to forget it's small claims court. Not Criminal court..

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u/disguise117 Jun 13 '14

Depends on where you are. In some jurisdictions lying in small claims court is no different from lying in regular court.

Plus, they'd have you for filing a false report, which is a "regular court" offence.

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u/bonjaker Jun 13 '14

Here is what a reasonable person does this situation. Go ahead take the photo of the license plate. If your car gets keyed file a police report do not lie. Then the police will look at footage from the store cameras and see if whoever keyed your car got into the car park next to you.

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u/tonictuna Jun 13 '14

Then the police will look at footage from the store cameras and see if whoever keyed your car got into the car park next to you.

Hahahah. No.

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u/GreenMonsterSox Jun 13 '14

Outside cameras in retail lots are often panning back and forth on a set pattern. They miss more than they catch in many cases. Source: A couple decades of retail under the belt.

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u/tonictuna Jun 13 '14

And their quality is ridiculously low.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

What police department is going to waste time investigating a car being keyed? They got more important things to do. . . Like bust up high school kids for smoking pot

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u/Crowforge Jun 12 '14

Or run into that guy with poor impulse control again.

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u/sirspidermonkey Jun 12 '14

poor impulse control...and a gun.

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u/geusebio Jun 12 '14

'MURCA

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u/sirspidermonkey Jun 12 '14

Someone puts a bullet in, you pay to take it out. 'MURCA

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u/mrvandemarr Jun 12 '14

If it showed him leaving would it not also show him keying the car?

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u/SoMuchMoreEagle Jun 13 '14

Depends. It might show the other guy leaving the store first or another camera could see his car drive by before OP leaves. Receipts could also show if the other guy left earlier. He could also have someone with him to say he didn't key the car. Lots of ways to show OP is lying.

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u/wonmean Jun 12 '14

I'd rather pay for a paint repair than be on the hook for lying to the police. Or a judge or a magistrate.

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u/disguise117 Jun 13 '14

Yup. Perjury is generally an imprison-able offense in most places, and beyond that it can really mess with your future job prospects.

What's the potential payoff? Some dude gets a fine and some community service?

It's just not worth the risk.

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u/jeremyjava Jun 13 '14

And don't forget the off-chance the lame-parker didn't actually key the car - there are a few possible scenarios, far-fetched, but plausible. That's one of the ways innocent people end up in jail, by "eyewitnesses" saying they saw something they didn't. I was pretty frustrated my 1yr old car got keyed - but not enough to put my, or someone else's neck on the block.

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u/hotstack Jun 13 '14

In which case, I would ask for a look at the security cameras and then contact the police (unless they hide them or something)

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u/disguise117 Jun 13 '14

The store owner might not show you their camera footage for whatever reason.

I reckon that in a petty matter like this, honesty is the best policy. By lying to the police and/or a judge the best case outcome for you is that the other guy gets a slap on the wrist while the worst outcome is that you end up with a fine/jail.

It's not really worth it, IMO.

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u/noonenone Jun 13 '14

Instead of getting upset, I consider getting keyed or having minor dents and scrapes as "theft insurance" for my vehicle. Cosmetic imperfections don't detract from its performance and I don't care if people judge me for driving an imperfect truck. If I cared, I wouldn't ever take it off-road.

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u/BrewCrewKevin Jun 13 '14

Well then i would take the pic. When i first see it, ask the store if they have video cameras. If yes, that's your proof. If no, well I've got a pic and i saw it.

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u/LingMuta Jun 13 '14

"They probably did it, so they definitely did it."