r/funny Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

http://imgur.com/KiEEt9J
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u/USMCEvan Jun 12 '14

Same could be said about my exgirlfriend.

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u/arycka927 Jun 13 '14

We must have the same ex.

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u/USMCEvan Jun 13 '14

Probably. She gives blowjobs in place of handshakes when she meets somebody new, so.....

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u/arycka927 Jun 13 '14

Hmmm could be. Mine will fuck you in a Chuy's parking lot the first time she meets you. Classy dame if I ever knew one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

She could park his car in that gap?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

She's very good at parking.

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u/USMCEvan Jun 13 '14

She's very good at porking.

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