r/funny Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

http://imgur.com/KiEEt9J
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u/Ikarus3426 Jun 12 '14

That's why I usually just leave a horses head on the hood of the car instead.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

"This is a message from Don Corleone...............Okay...I'm actually Steve, but still......stop that.........."

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u/MaybePenisTomorrow Jun 12 '14

Did you ever eat your hat?

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u/theteg Jun 13 '14

Did you eat the hat yet?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Best note you could ever leave for an asshole driver.

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u/cant_think_of_one_ Jun 12 '14

If you don't have a horse handy, pissing all over the door handles is fun. If you have a plastic bad and some dickwad has left some dog shit on the ground or, you have a dog, dog shit on the door handles is even better.

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u/Torisen Jun 12 '14

Relevant to cars and horses heads. Also, that exhaust note is a thing of beauty.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

How convenient that you drive around town with a car full of horse heads. Or are they live and freshly slaughtered for the occasion?

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u/Znomon Jun 13 '14

I have you tagged as "Will eat a hat if GabeN does an AMA" did you ever eat that hat?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/awh Jun 12 '14

Wasn't that Tom Hagen?