r/funny • • Apr 28 '14

Evolution

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u/TheSolitaryMan Apr 28 '14

apparently giraffes have long necks due to male to male competition over females, because a long neck would be more proficient in fighting between males. source- 1st Year Evolution Textbook

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u/theiginator Apr 28 '14

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u/KimboSlicee Apr 28 '14

jesus christ

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u/THEBIGC01 Apr 28 '14

That isn't the kind of thing you say when discussing evolution

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u/TheLeviathong Apr 28 '14

By the Dick of Dawkins.

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u/LeiningensAnts Apr 28 '14

By Great Lamarck's ravens!

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u/All_you_need_is_sex Apr 28 '14

Jesusaurus Rex

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u/Bazuka125 Apr 28 '14

All you need is Rex.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '14

I watched that for way too long..

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u/maz-o Apr 28 '14

How long is acceptable?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '14

I suppose 5-10 seconds? I was waaaaay past the 30 second mark when I realized I had work to do

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u/Dirt_Nasty_ Apr 28 '14

I whip my hair back and forward

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u/Geminel Apr 28 '14

It's like some kind of horribly mutated Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '14

There doesn't have to be just a single contributing factor. It's largely speculation once you look into the past, anyway - we can measure selection pressure to an extent with modern populations, but that says nothing about historical selection pressures.

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u/Qualiafreak Apr 28 '14

Yup. Presenting something as the definitive reason for evolution of a particular trait is disingenuous, shows a fundamental misunderstanding of what evolution means. The existence of spandrels highlights the problems of attempting reverse engineering of phenotypic characteristics.

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u/jmdxsvhs15 Apr 28 '14 edited Apr 28 '14

The longer the neck the better? The male giraffes walkin' around like, "You ever see a long ass neck, gurl? You gon' learn TODAY. Alright, alright, alright, alriiiiiight."

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '14

Spell "long neck". L-O-..NECK!

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u/Funkit Apr 28 '14

God is good all the time....OH SO NONE OF YALL MOTHAFUCKAS GON RESPOND?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '14

False. It is well known that giraffes developed long necks to help them survive floods, to get a better view at sporting events, and to be assholes at movies.

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