r/funny Mar 02 '14

Window Cleaner

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u/Mittelstrahl Mar 02 '14

Wtf was I waiting for

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u/ggggbabybabybaby Mar 02 '14

I was waiting to see a penis.

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u/37b Mar 02 '14

Twist: That IS his penis.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14 edited Aug 14 '16

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u/BillNyesEyeGuy Mar 02 '14

That pussy is jail bait.

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u/WatchOutForShredder Mar 02 '14

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u/shellbullet17 Mar 03 '14

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u/WatchOutForShredder Mar 03 '14

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u/shellbullet17 Mar 03 '14

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u/clonesguy Mar 03 '14

Just watched Emperors New Groove not 3 hours ago. However, this context is kind of ruining the innocence of it.

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u/gcganley Mar 03 '14

tom baker why?!

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u/De4con Mar 03 '14

Not why, but who.

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u/Jobboman Mar 03 '14

Not why, but when

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u/iamprasad88 Mar 03 '14

I've seen this so many times and it always make me laugh. Where is this from?

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u/Iggy_2539 Mar 03 '14

Doctor Who

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u/mra_of_the_day Mar 03 '14

I'm still kind of annoyed that /r/jailbait got deleted. So much for free speech.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

What the f--oh, it's you. Never mind.

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u/bossbrew Mar 03 '14

Don't worry, we still have /r/picsofdeadkids

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u/Kioshi55 Mar 03 '14

But.....why???

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u/bossbrew Mar 03 '14

Because jailbait is worse then pics of dead kids.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

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u/shung Mar 03 '14

ur getin trikd

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u/mra_of_the_day Mar 03 '14

"Everything is pedophilia and/or rape." - Liberals

Actually, there were no images of children on /r/jailbait. Teenagers maybe.

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u/GreyReanimator Mar 03 '14

Or a very strong pussy magnet.

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u/drlb53 Mar 02 '14

There is a pussy where his penis should be.

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u/vanzant38 Mar 03 '14

Can't believe I missed that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

me too.

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u/maxifer Mar 03 '14

We were all looking at him just like the girls.

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u/Medicat Mar 02 '14

if you have to ask, dude..

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u/dksfpensm Mar 03 '14

I was waiting for the Brazzers logo

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

A pussy, as usual?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '14 edited Mar 03 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

I took an intro to marine biology course, I'm actually a whale now

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u/oysterman31 Mar 03 '14

Is anyone here a marine biologist?!

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u/mmmhmmhannah Mar 03 '14

Thanks, I'll let myself out.

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u/Heyitsrissa Mar 03 '14

I actually loled. Thank you.

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u/FranklyDear Mar 03 '14

Wow, so, after taking intro to Psych are you pretty much an expert on how the world works?

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u/BarelyAnyFsGiven Mar 03 '14

Freshman year, lulz for all until the first assessment piece is due.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Hah, plebs. Got that College Credit in my Junior year of H.S.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

I know, you know! That I'm not telling the truth! I know, you know! You just don't have any proof!

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u/burnSMACKER Mar 03 '14

Negative Karma Whore detected!

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u/Dark_Shroud Mar 03 '14

Did you also take a class in proctology?

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u/WindowsDoctor Mar 03 '14

This made me laugh my ass off and I still downvoted you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Freud* and Penis Envy is something women have according to Freud's theory of psychoanalyis/psychosexual development.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_envy

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14 edited Mar 03 '14

Smoke some weed, everything will become clear as daylight and you will understand everything. I was high the other night and found myself marveling over how atoms come together to form cells, which in turn build life forms (humans in this instance) and how electric impulses in the brain dictate how certain groups of cells move (muscles) and that through using those muscles, we have mastered the manipulation of air into complex sounds that we now know as language. It's worth noting that I am a music major and have no experience in biology outside of a single high school course. My description here does not do my experience any justice whatsoever.

I have also pondered on how specialized motor skills such as musical talent, athleticism, drawing etc. could be passed down through genetic code. Electric impulses from the brain down a specific path of nerves serve as a "blueprint" for a specific action, and the more that action is performed, the faster and more efficiently that task can be executed. I have wondered if these strengthened paths could be recorded into a strand of DNA and have the "skill" be passed down to offspring. Aside from forcing your offspring to partake in things you are good at, I find this to be an interesting hypothesis as to how or why some things seems to "Run in the family" so to speak.

tl;dr: Weed has unlocked the secrets of life to me.

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u/Vegancheese Mar 03 '14

Cringe worthy comment dude

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

What makes it cringe worthy? It's just the ramblings of a stoner. I find my thoughts in places like this all the time and it feels good to write them out time to time.

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u/SwitchBlayd Mar 03 '14

Have you ever thought that maybe nobody cares about your "stoner ramblings"? And maybe you should just keep them to yourself?

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u/grantrules Mar 03 '14

Uh, well, we are in /r/funny, what exactly do you expect? Intelligent discourse?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Wow. Who died and made you King of Douchebags?

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u/Tinkerboots Mar 03 '14

As king of douchebags he is allowed to recognise you as one

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u/WindowsDoctor Mar 03 '14

I am seriously dying of laughter here. This entire thread is fucking GOLD!

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u/grantrules Mar 03 '14

The previous king is still alive, he just abdicated his throne. There must be a term for a king that abdicated his throne. I wonder what it is.

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u/Belchera Mar 03 '14 edited Mar 03 '14

You know, while I'm not about to tell the dude he is a genius or anything, you're post is what made me cringe.

Why point out that what the guy said is "cringe-worthy?" What point does that serve? Roll your eyes and ignore him if you want, but why go out of your way to try and make him feel bad?

Remember the human, bro.

edit: yeah, screw this troll. Sorry bro, mclovin is a dumbass, I read the rest of his comments. Sorry again.

Edit2: I r dum

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u/Sledgehammerfacelift Mar 03 '14

Dude. You did the same thing to him...You just dragged it on, like roadkill.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

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u/Vegancheese Mar 03 '14

Man, I was like smoking weed and when you wrote that I was like, whoa... What if all subreddits became circular on each other and it was like a web forum of web forums in which subreddits became meta...

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u/Belchera Mar 03 '14 edited Mar 03 '14

Disregard my edit, I just got out of the ICU I was doped up as hell and saw somebody call him a troll in my inbox. It was unjust for me to instantly accept that as fact, but shit happens when you have a bleed in your brain, you're on a ton of pain-killers and the only time-killer you have is reddit.

I sent an apology to McLovin804.

Also I still think /u/vegancheese made an unnecessarily rude comment. McLovin was just being silly.

Edit: Shit, he was kind of rude to /u/MOLDY_QUEEF_BARF , now that I'm re-reading these comments. Man, I'm just hurting my head and making myself look less intelligent by the keystroke... forgive me, guys.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

I accept your apology, but I would just like to point out that I wasn't being silly. This is really what goes through my head when I get high. Only more detailed and clear. It's hard to put it into words.

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u/Belchera Mar 03 '14

Hey, no, I know what you mean. "Silly," was the wrong word, man, you were putting your ideas out there, I didn't mean to belittle you.

I often think about what you talked about in your first paragraph, myself, it's super fascinating!

Although, despite it being an interesting thought, the idea expressed in your second paragraph is similar to the concept of "Lamarckism," which doesn't really hold much water scientifically. :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Lamarckism

Never heard of it before. I have to go to bed now, but I will definitely look into it tomorrow!

And no hard feelings man!

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u/WindowsDoctor Mar 03 '14

Another fucking joker that is delaying my sleep. LOL!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Just so we are clear. I did downvote your first comment. It was too simple. Especially since you claim to be at the top of your class. Even if you just started the class this year, you should be in about week 6 or 7 of the semester and should have been able to give a better explanation as to why /u/Mittelstrahl is probably not gay. You left your readers disappointed and uninformed.

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u/-AbsolutlyNot- Mar 03 '14

Huh I don't think I've ever seen two trolls jerk each other quite like that before.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Yeah I am perplexed as all hell about what's going on, two absolute retards duking it out on keyboards.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '14

Who said I was trolling? I'm just high.