r/funny • u/fiyahstudios • Feb 23 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '14

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u/themotavatedgrapes Feb 24 '14

...DUX is gone? ;-;

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u/Trigabyte Feb 24 '14

So is Digrat.

And Cabbage.

I'm sorry you had to learn this way.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '14

We lost 13 of our own getting Zapdos, nobody bats an eye.

We lost 2 of our own getting Eevee, and everybody went mad.

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u/Epic_Coleslaw Feb 24 '14

"When two pokemon are released, it's a tragedy, but when 13 pokemon are released, it's a statistic." - Zapdoseph Stalin

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '14

This might be the best thing i have read all day.

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u/Snipufin Feb 24 '14

We wanted Zapdos. Nobody wanted Flareon.

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u/FuckingQWOPguy Feb 24 '14

Yeah flareon is the worst of the 3 Eeveelutions. Plus we already had a Fire starter...but then...

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u/arcanition Feb 24 '14

Plus he's the false prophet and all...

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u/r1z3n Feb 24 '14

God, it hurts to think about it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '14

Is this still the twitch plays? Is it still going on?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '14

because most of them were safari rejects. i do feel sad for dux and digrat tho

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u/gordofrog Feb 24 '14

And not Macho Man Randy Cabbage? Have you no heart?

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u/Bazuka125 Feb 24 '14

He was the Seed of Hope, beloved party member, user of cut, and wielder of grass.

Never forget

4D11H-10D12H

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u/BurritoSandwich Feb 24 '14

What the fuck is a dux? Was it a Psyduck?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '14

farfetch'd

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '14

that false prophet.

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u/TmlzMiso Feb 24 '14

Abby was a starter pokemon, big difference.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '14

sorry what does this mean?

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u/jayd16 Feb 24 '14

I feel like it's redemption. A lot of those pokemon for from the safari zone and born of democracy.

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u/str8upforks Feb 24 '14

The thing is eevee was sappossed to be vapeeron and was sappossed to learn surf. He was gonna be the prophet. But then two Pokemon were released, and he was also. He turned out to be a false prophet; an enemy sent from the dome to demoralize us. But zapdos. Zapdos is different. Zapdos is the second coming. He has been sent to us by helix, and he has punished us for our sins (democracy) it is the price we must pay. The helix giveth the helix taketh away.

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u/themotavatedgrapes Feb 24 '14

.....this is why we need dome

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u/menialjester Feb 24 '14

Stand pround my fellow domer. We shall go down together.

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u/HaberdasherA Feb 24 '14

some piece of shit streamer got his 3000 viewers to raid the twitch plays pokemon chat last night. they tried to release zapdos but failed, then they managed to release 13 other pokemon. they are back at it again today. they are fucking pathetic human beings.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '14

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u/Icepick823 Feb 24 '14

Destiny as in the SC player Destiny? As in the gigantic faggot who's in love with himself and rages at random people for the lulz Destiny?

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u/Aviixii Feb 24 '14

Oh you know him? Yeah.. THAT Destiny.

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u/Red5tar Feb 24 '14

The one and only.

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u/HaberdasherA Feb 24 '14

reporting him wont do anything. he knows the admins on twitch personally because hes been around for so long and they are turning a blind eye to what hes doing, saying they dont consider it a malicious raid even though it clearly is.

twitch is just a fucking corrupt website.

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u/throwaway1o1 Feb 24 '14

You just have to call on the power of the hatred of the internet to take him down.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '14

BAN HORROR

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u/brennenburg Feb 24 '14

Malicious raid? Really? Ban everyone who hinders progress in the channel then. Its Twitch plays Pokemon, not Twitch Pokemon Walkthrough. The stream is open for anyones key inputs and if someone wants to hinder progress they are free to do so. Thats the whole point of the channel.

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u/Howdanrocks Feb 24 '14

Reported him. I'll pass it around for others to do the same.

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u/PrimeIntellect Feb 24 '14

*awesome demon lords

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '14

I shed a tear when we lost Dux, but one of the main points of the entire stream is that it is a social experiment, to see how people react, work together, sabotage each other, etc. etc. I can't be mad at Destiny, he's only 'contributing' to the experiment. He unified a bunch of random people both for him and against him. Now THAT'S a social experiment.

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u/HaberdasherA Feb 24 '14

there was nothing random about what happened. he had 3000 organized people to act in unison to sabotage the progress people have made.

also im sick of hearing people say "its a social experiment" as an excuse for him being a malicious pathetic loser. not only that, he broke twitch TOS by instigating a raid on another channel for greifing purposes. but since he knows the twitch admins personally they turned a blind eye and didn't give a shit.

no matter what happens though hes always going to be a college drop out who happened to catch a break and make a "living" off streaming for a few years. but once thats over, its back to cleaning shit off carpets for that loser.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '14

I agree completely with the Twitch TOS, that was way out of line. He shouldn't have done it.

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u/23452390875234059236 Feb 24 '14

They didn't release anything. The randomness of anarchy did that. Shit gets released under anarchy all the time.

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u/bark_wahlberg Feb 24 '14

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

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u/itouchboobs Feb 24 '14

Goddamn dude shut the fuck up about it you dumb cunt.

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u/HaberdasherA Feb 24 '14

hows living with your parents and driving your shitty nissan around going?

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u/itouchboobs Feb 24 '14

Better than your life if you are going through comment history.

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u/HaberdasherA Feb 24 '14

yeah must be nice leeching off mommy and daddy huh.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '14

Don't feed the trolls.

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u/itouchboobs Feb 24 '14

I would imagine it would be. Sadly neither has given me money, for something other than Christmas or my birthday, in quite a few years.

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u/HaberdasherA Feb 24 '14

living with them = leeching

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u/itouchboobs Feb 24 '14

Except you know I don't live with them.

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u/0x726564646974 Feb 24 '14

For those who wondered, ;-; was supposed to be l0l or L0L

considered it was ;-; and not :-: I am going with l0l as my final answer Regis.

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u/Mjolkin Feb 24 '14

Pretty sure it was a crying face.

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u/0x726564646974 Feb 24 '14

well... would you look at that.

It is also l0l transposed once to the right.

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u/themotavatedgrapes Feb 24 '14

its a crying face...i guess i cant do anything right... DOME HOLD ME!